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Not that I found anything like that at Ellie's. But still! I mean, I have stuff, you know? Stuff I don't want people walking around the room with saying....'YO! LOOK WHAT SHE HAD!"
The fact that Bob lost a certain photo isn't exactly comforting either! I'm so gonna start taking all my vitamins. At least until I find all this stuff.
Labels: kinky stuff, personal, private
Well you might as well brace yourself now cause I am not getting rid of...er...my friend. I will let you know the batteries are usually always new as I have had enough disappointments in my life so I don't dare get caught without fresh batteries.
Ahhhhhh ah ah ah sniffle sniffle sniffle, it's just not the same.
At 5/25/2007 7:32 PM, 
GAB
Shanshu, Adam and Jimmy "were" the man show. Even I would watch it now and then when they were still on. If there really was a service like that one, I bet the list of people signed up would circle the globe. LOL!
Manny, I'm not touching that thing. Squirrel will have to do it. And you know she won't do it. She won't even put her hands in pond water.
Gab, Ellie (so far) hasn't had too much either but she did have an electric blue lace bra and french cut stockings, which Marcy and I promptly put on and marched out into the living room in. LOL! (over our clothes) People play with your stuff when you're gone. (ok, it's mostly me but still)
I saw that skit. I also heard of buddy pacts. Should the other one go first then they come in clean out all the "stuff". Either one, I will sign up in a heart beat. Hey I have some porn and stuff that would be nice if it just magically disappeared. Nothing major but I am sorry, I would rather the family not have to run into it.
Oh Crabbs ... are you talking about "THIS" picture??? *holds up picture to computer screen* :)
You know, should a casket be involved with Manny ... I think you bury whatever "it" is with her. :)
At 5/26/2007 6:35 AM, Curly Glamour Girlie
Meh, I'm thinking, let them have some fun. I mean, it's not like no one will invite you to Sunday dinners anymore. Well, no one will, but for entirely different reasons. And just think, people will still continue to talk about you.....even after you're long gone. "Hey remember when we found that porn in CurlyGlamourGirlie's closet?" And.....while no one will want to fess up and say they really don't want to inherit your troll collection/souveniere spoons/bad art, I'll be there's a big ole calamaity over who gets to keep "Prison Girls in Heat 3."
I'm just sayin' is all.
Barman! PUT THAT PICTURE BACK IN THE CLOSET! I'm lovin the idea of putting Manny's ..... er... "toy" in the coffin with her. LOL! I can even send extra batteries for those cold winter nights.
Curly girl, I DO love the way you think. If those kids found the stuff Bob and I have collected over the years...they'd never stop talking about it. LOL! I wonder how many people have things like that hidden in shoe boxes under the bed or drawers? Ellie had another bra sexier than the blue one. I didn't know about this one but my SIL packed it in with a quilt I gave Mother so when we took the quilt out of the bag, there it was. LOL! Very HOT!
Cazzie, my Mom always used to tell us make sure you wear clean undies in case you have an accident. I told her, if I have an accident those clean unders are gonna get messed anyhow, Mom. LOL!
Nick, how wise you are. And ya know, parents have lives too. I reckon Bob and I will live ours right up till we move on to the next zip code.
Sign, The false bottom won't work cause they'll take your furniture with them. All we can do is take our vitimens and work out or something. Then maybe leave a note saying, Dear Children, your momma was Daddy's ho when the lights went out.
Miss Understood, I found a journel in Mother's things. It was all about me. LOL! And one mention of Bob. Said he had, had something like PMS for awhile. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!
Gab, I find myself getting into all kinds of her stuff and playing with it. It's like being a kid again playing in Mom's makeup and stuff. LOL!
Deb, FOR REAL? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! That's great! The Squirrel and Manny wanted something called a magic bullet for Christmas. I thought it was a dildo. LOL! Not so. Apparently it crushes ice or something.
G-man, YES! lots of pics. Pics in the park, the bedroom, cars, yadda yadda. Bob and I have been together since we were kids. We've pretty much been into all manner of goofy stuff. And now the pictures are missing!
Oh way to funny about the magic bullet. I was thinking a toy also although I thought it was funny both Manny and Squirrel wanted it. But now that you mention it I think I saw that sucker on a TV infomercial. Kind of like a mini blender that can chop all sorts of stuff. You can use it to milk milkshakes and other drinks too.
You don't suppose Bob has been sending the pictures into those magazines now do you? He just wanted to surprise you. lol
Perhaps if you went into the witness protection program you can have a clean start to life again and those pictures will all be a thing of the past.
Barman, you have NO idea how good witness protection sounds right now. LOL! YeeGads but I'm ready for normal back in my life. This place was a circus before but now we've stepped right out into the twilight zone. Ya never know from day to day what weird thing is gonna happen next.
Here's how weird it's gotten..."I" am becoming the sanest one here.
Check your shoes before you leave.
I used to watch The Man Show when Jimmy and Adam were on it...you know, back when it was funny? Anyway, they had a skit one time about a "After Death Cleanup Crew" that would come into your house/apartment after you died and clean everything up. They would take the porn and drug stuff and anything embarassing so that when your family came to clean out your house, they wouldn't find anything bad.
It was a funny skit, but I still think they should market the idea...it's a good one.