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Every time I try to escape into the bathroom for a quiet afternoon......er........natural process, either Jake, or Bob, or both, decide they absolutely have to talk to me right that second.
Today I managed to get in there, open my book, and even heave a sigh of relief when my tortured ears hear......"MOM! Isn't it about time for lunch?"
Me: Go away. I'm busy!
Bob: What are you doing in there?
Me: What do you think I'm doing? Stop talking to me. I can't concentrate.
Bob: Are you blogging in there? It's lunch time!
Jake to Bob: Oh. I get it. See? We're not speaking her language. If we want to communicate with her, we have to talk, "blogspeak". It's all she understands now.
Bob: ohhhhh. You know I bet you're right, followed by a knock on the door. "Hey in there, LOL!"
Jake: LMAO!
Bob: IMO, it's time for lunch.
Jake: IMHO, you need to answer us.
Me: FU!
Bob to Jake: What does she mean by that?
Jake: Hang on. I'll go look it up.
Speaking of looking things up, if you wanna read my interview which I typed out all by myself because Milky was nowhere around to help with the hard questions....go.......HERE!
PS. I voted myself a thumbs up. The other vote out of the two I got is from Milky. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! Um.....no pressure or anything but you guys can give me a thumbs up too if you really want to.
pssssst. Milky??? How was that? It was subtle? Right?
Labels: blog speak, interview, vote for me
ba doozie, Hiya, kiddo! Nice to see your ...well wait...that's the back of your head. but still. It's nice to have you. BTW, I was gonna ask if you mind if I link you? I love your blog! So will the rest of the folks here.
I pretty much broke FU down for the fellas in detail. I so hope I don't kill them before this menopause thing is over.
Milky, is it....20?????? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! I took the damnable contact out. I was afraid I'd walk into a bus or something. Bob says I need to go back and have them keep working on it till they get it right. In other words, I will eventually be walking into a moving bus.
AND I'M NOT PULLIN YOUR FINGER AGAIN! I do still have a memory ya know?
A quick warning, if you do visit the link with the interview... use FireFox if you can. At least with the version of IE I am using I could not see the questions, I only saw Crabby's answers. With FireFox you got the whole experience.
Oh and, as of this moment you are up to 4 thumbs up.
Now one serious question... ROLFMAO? I don't get it. I did find ROFLMAO but ... I am cornfused. Nice interview by the way.
barman, ROLFMAO obviously means.........it means............let's see......well, of course it means......no.......
it means somebody else typed my stuff. That's what it means. Some screw up butted in and did my typing. heaven knows I'd never make a dumb mistake like that.
4 thumbs up? REALLY? How awesome is that? And I didn't even beg or anything like I was gonna do.
At 7/13/2007 10:58 AM, 
Iris VonKornea
Crabby dear, you will have plenty of time to get away from them when Jake decides you are without use and locks you in a "retirement community." If you think it is horrendous having your family harrass you through the bathroom door, consider how hellish it is for me to share a communial bathroom with snivel and conchetta louise diwappio. All of their incessant gutteral mumbo jumbo in whatever insipid language those to go at it, not to metion, the voodoo!
Though it was quite funny, LaTwanda was chasing around snivel with a collostomy bag and she kept pelting the Negress with chicken bones.
BT, I tried to explain it but Bob argued that you starts with a Y. Do you believe that crap?
Zen, I have written this new acronym on the wall in the hall bathroom so I can read it off to them next time.
ebezp, THANK YOU for both! I have 6 votes now. And I'm in last place on the board. How cool is that? I'm on the board!
PS. I keep trying to vote for myself again but it won't let me. LOL!
See, I think it's easy. LOL! Hey thanks for the vote and the comment. That was cool, dudette.
Sign....why you sly fox you. that was a good one! LMAO!
Saintly Nick, Willow the cat used to do that to me. It would freak me right out. And you know, they know, just exactly what they're doing.
Iris, careful with Snivel. She put a curse on me a few months back and two of my toes went off in different directions. I mean, they're still on my foot a'course but they're like hugging the toes on each side of them now. It's the damnedest thing. That gypsy knows her hoodoo. I'm for sure not gonna tick her off again.
Iris, we have it all here. Santa, the tooth fairy, Willy wonka. And I think the doublement twins.
Top cat, thank you! And I must say I did a fine job in there in spite of the hecklers.
Btw, in reference to Barman's comment about being unable to view the questions in IE, this is true, however if you continue scrolling the questions are visible as well as the answers towards the bottom of the page.
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Justacoolcat, they're a pain in my sit-upon, is what they are. It amazes me that I'm able to complete any bodily functions at all between the guys and the nutty dog who they have somehow convinced that every time I go into the bathroom I'm hiding and eating a roasted chicken or something. She cries and howls and begs at the bathroom door until I come back out and then SEARCHES THE FREAKIN ROOM!
I gave you a thumbs up so please, DO NOT ALTER MY CHRISTMAS LIST. I've put 10 long hard hours into it already this year.
Heads up...Think lawn ornaments. Think Giant black leather purses. Think gift card to Kohls. Think dangly earrings. Think Magic Bullet (the blender thingy not that other kind). Think gift cards to Home Depot.
I have more, but I didn't want my comment to be longer than your post. LOL
OK, who gave Crabs a thumbs down? I do not know how the scoring works but 9 votes and a total of 7. We are just going to get the hit squad together. Or maybe the welcome wagon so who ever it is sees the error of their ways!
Oh and Manny ... how about this for your lawn ornament or maybe how about this one
At 7/13/2007 6:09 PM, GAB
BT.....good idea. LOL!
Shanshu, do you believe that crap? (pun totally intended)
Manny, thank you. Um...I think G-man wants to be on your Xmas list too so you can send him one of your pages if you want. I don't mind sharing. Really. I'm that kinda person. :D
Barman, I got two thumbs down? Yowsa. That's not good.
Gab, even if you had 5 they would let you vote more than one. sigh. It's so unfair. I'd still be over there voting for myself if I could. LOL!
You don't have to thank me for the comment. My heart stays with you through all this. I've been there many times myself. It's never easy.
Check your shoes before you leave.
Did the boys ever figure out what FU means!!!!!????????