about
CRABBY LOCKS MIKE IN PORTA POTTY, RACES TO HIS CONTROL PANEL BEHIND THE CURTAIN AT "BLOG INTERVIEWER" and STARTS PUSHING BUTTONS.
As Mike's shouts continue to echo inside the small blue chamber, Crabby, madly pushing one button after another, was heard to mutter......"one vote isn't enough! I need more! I need more!"
When interviewed a close friend of Crabby's looking deeply concerned replied, "I think she's really losing it this time. I mean, she's never kidnapped anyone before. Well, just that one time but nobody really cared. This is serious."
As friends looked on wiping away tears of dread, Crabby cackled gleefully behind the curtain.
If you would care to vote for the demented crab go HERE.
A vote for Signgurl can be made HERE.
And a vote for Gabby can be made HERE.
Note: I'll be going through the blogroll this weekend to remove defunk links to make way for new stuff. So if you've just been on vacation or something drop me a note crabgotgame@yahoo.com
We'll be making a few changes here at the field. We plan to focus on senior citizen porn. (just wanted to see if you were paying attention)
Labels: demented crab, kidnapping, porta potty
At 8/03/2007 1:20 PM, 
Spoony Quine
` Ah, Crabby, you look so gleeful after locking that guy in! That gives myself ideas for being cheerful!
` ...Unless I can borrow the vibrator for a sec. Just long enough to anally rape someone with it real quick.
` BTW, I have a snuff film of Lou Ryan getting killed twice on Spurious Brainchildren, and the mad doc has footage of a highly-caffeinated man twittering like a bird. It is freak city over here!
Granny, I wouldn't dream of deleting you and your adult diaper toting pals. Who would be around to take the heat off me when things get....er....complicated.
Cat, we're sure happy to have ya.
Nick, you make me your governor and I'll make sure every house has a fifth of Kentucky Bourbon. In fact you can each have an entire bottle if you want.
Doozie...Um...is that spot all the way the hell back by the end of the street a cool one? I think it must be special cuz nobody ever parks there but me.
Gab, indeed! LOL! Besides, Mike was hindering our voting fun. Somebody had to take action. I like clicking those thumbs. Not to fret for him or anything. He's comfy in there. He has his own toilet and I send food in 3 times a day. My very own cooking. He only gakked it up that first day. He's adjusted real well now.
Cazzie, I hate them too! ICK! The worst of the human body is left in those things. Plus I almost never work the lock right. Once at the arts festival the door just mosied itself wide open and there I sat in front of all those folks waiting to use the john. THAT was embarrassing!
Check your shoes before you leave.
Crabby, what did you do behind the curtain. Mikes site was broken for your WEB page. Now it is broken for Sign and Gab too.
What did you do? Oh Milky!!!!