Tuesday, July 31, 2007



As promised your first look at my new toy. Look left <<
Yeah, that's right. I got cuffs...annnnd a key. WOOT!
And first place I'm taking them is to Manny's to cuff her sorry self to the computer! Then I'm goin after Milkmaid who keeps disappearing when I need her!




Ok. I'm distraught now. Did you know my dead body is worth less that 5 grand? I'm sorry but is that it???? 5 grand? Please, I gave up ice caps!I$4480.00See? I got my information from a valuable source. This place right here. Go see what your worth. And when you come back unsatisified....And you will....Come see Dr. Crabby.

My new "Live Forever Serum" can be preordered by dialing....1-800-EAT-THIS. I wanted my number to be 1-800-eat- this-you- cadaver- cheapskate. But it was too many numbers.

















Time to get serious. It looks like we're not heading toward a win here at the field. "IF" you're looking at numbers. But if you're looking at friendships we have it in spades.

I can't even tell you guys how touched I am that you all went to so much trouble to give me your votes every single day. and the folks who came here from Voy and My space and all over, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You all are the best! And I'll never forget your kindness.

Jake, I know you even went out on a limb to tell your friends who know me to give me a look, and I thank you for that. It was a cool thing to do. (I know you hate when I gush so I'll stop)

Bob, bless your heart, you even cooked lunch yesterday so I could go try and drum up votes. I swear you do put up with a lot and I love you for it.

Milky, as always, you went out of your way to try and pull in votes. I love you and you know it.

Manny, you are the best sister ever! And I'll give you a hug when I see you.

Barman, what can I say? You've been a rock and always there to pick me up and cheer me on. You are my very sweet brother and I'm darn proud I adopted you.

Sign, bless your heart. You've linked the crap outa me. LOL! Thank you and I soooo owe you a big hug. Your my pal, always.

Galen, you ornery sweetie you...I can't believe you'd give away free sex to get me votes. God love ya cause I surely do.

Ebezp and Topcat, you guys rock. I know you both voted daily. And I deeply, deeply appreciate that kind of support.

You all have no idea how special it was for me to have this moment in the sunshine. I've never won anything. Never been particularly special in any way. But for these couple of weeks ...well, it just felt good. Really good. Thank you all, sincerely.

Please don't forget to vote for our girls Sign
and Gabby

Pssssssssst. Milky, I clicked something and now my whole screen is full of cowprint. Um.....so....how do I fix this? It's HUUUGGGE! Like a real cow blew up on my screen.

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posted by Crabby at 11:46 AM |


16 Comments:


At 7/31/2007 1:40 PM, Blogger SIMON

Thanks for that Crabby I've just answered your comment on mine with this :

Thanks for popping over to say that and there's no one I would rather have done it for. Someone once said it's not the winning its the taking part but yah boo sucks to that.

She is very popular No. 1 blogger in Canada, don't like her style but she's had a couple of books published and thinks she's the bees knees.

You have been beaten by possibly the only person that could have beaten you and that's excellent.

I'll be back later re the above post going sunset searching,

http://www.wirralcam.org/hoylake.shtml

 

At 7/31/2007 1:45 PM, Blogger Zen Wizard

If your body is only worth 4.5k, I would say you are working for the wrong escort service.

 

At 7/31/2007 2:32 PM, Blogger barman

You are worth $65 more than me. Arg!

 

At 7/31/2007 2:33 PM, Blogger Crabby

ebezp, enjoy your sunsets! Take photos. And thanks for everything.

Zen, my DEAD body. DEAD, man. Dead. but still...it should be worth more than 4.5k. That's just insulting. My liver alone has to be a prize. And I know I could sell a kidney on e-bay for 3 grand. Ok...I don't know but I betcha.

 

At 7/31/2007 2:34 PM, Blogger Crabby

Barman, 65 dollars more? Which part of me? It's my brain, huh? Everybody wants that.

 

At 7/31/2007 3:00 PM, Blogger justacoolcat

I clicked on the link, but my stupid job has it blocked. Grrrrrr.

 

At 7/31/2007 3:04 PM, Blogger Manny

Bring my handcuffs back right now!

 

At 7/31/2007 3:07 PM, Blogger SignGurl

I'm worth $5974. It's gotta be all the clean living I have to do.

This blog whoring thing has me all worn out. I'm going to be sad if we miss it by just a few. I'm tied for third right now. It's a horse race I tell ya.

I did my part with the voting. I hope you seriously kick #1's butt!

 

At 7/31/2007 3:12 PM, Blogger SIMON

If you didn’t catch the sunset thought I’d bring it to you! Here’s to you Crabby Almost live!!

Don't worry we know you are number 1, otherwise we wouldn't all be here would we.

Silly name Raymi, don't you think?

 

At 7/31/2007 3:33 PM, Blogger Crabby

Justacoolcat, aww. Thank you for trying but the voting is open for hours and I do NOT want you to get into trouble at work over this. Really! You just keep your smiling self coming back to visit and I'll be pleased as punch. ;)

Manny, Wasn't me that took them. It was....are you sitting? Bob! I swear. I found them in his office closet. ummm hmmm. that's right. Makes ya ponder, huh?

Sign...I'm finding votes for ya, right now. Hold on, my sister. I'm all over this.
PS. I wish I would too. Every time she gets a vote she's having them vote me a thumbs down. What the hell? I don't even know her. Gimme a break, chickie.

ebezp, no one has ever given me a sunset before. Thank you, sir. That's pretty darned awesome!
I agree with you. We are number one. Because we just have too much fun to be anything else.

 

At 7/31/2007 3:34 PM, Blogger Crabby

ebezp, I've not heard that name before. Course, Crabby's not exactly a prize winner. LOL!

 

At 7/31/2007 4:04 PM, Blogger Manny

I've been voting every single day. Took me a minute to realize what was going on. I haven't been online like this in a while.

 

At 7/31/2007 4:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Crabby you ARE a WINNER!:)
tc

 

At 7/31/2007 6:36 PM, Blogger SignGurl

Ebezp, that is the most gorgeous sunset ever!!!!

 

At 7/31/2007 7:15 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

I love you too Sparky...you'll always be a winner in my book. Even if you don't lay on your back, hold up your knees and take a crotch shot for your internet fans bwahahahaa....XXOO

 

At 7/31/2007 7:32 PM, Blogger barman

Milky no one should do that but to each their own. How about pole dancing?

Oh way to funny. We blew out the CPU on their WEB server. They exceeded their limit and you temporarily got and error message. When I got in, Miss Crabby was in the lead by a few points. It is going to be a nail bighter for sure. I once worked for a market research firm that did exit poling on election night. This so feels like that. Did I mention I liked that job?

Fingers crossed.