Monday, November 05, 2007
This one isn't my fault. I taught her the sit and down....Jake taught her the crawl and scoot. So PETA.....it's not me you want. Get Jake. He did it. Uses that poor defenseless animal for his own amusement. Shame! SHAME, I SAY!

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posted by Crabby at 4:15 PM |


25 Comments:


At 11/05/2007 5:32 PM, Blogger SignGurl

Lucy is a peanut butter ho, like Crabby is a Horton's ho!

I guess as long as Jake isn't smearing parts of his anatomy with it, it's all good :)

 

At 11/05/2007 6:49 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

Wonder if Jake could teach MilkMan to crawl and scoot?

 

At 11/05/2007 7:53 PM, Blogger jillie

Awwww....poor Jake! LOL...that's as bad as me taking the peanut butter and spreading it on their noses and watching them trying to lick it off...LMAO!!!

 

At 11/05/2007 8:29 PM, Blogger Manny

At least he didn't spread it on paper first.

 

At 11/05/2007 9:19 PM, Blogger BTExpress

LOL, funny yet cruel. The ASPCA will find this one very interesting. Besides, why waste perfectly good love cream on a dog. ;-)

 

At 11/05/2007 11:25 PM, Blogger barman

Aw poor Lucy. I hope she at least got some peanut butter out of the whole deal. That dog has no pride I tell you, no pride at all. Funny to hear what Jillie does. My Borther in Law used to smear peanut butter on the roof of their yellow labs mouth. That is just as mean as everything I have read here. Poor poor dogs. Same on you all... LOL.

 

At 11/05/2007 11:59 PM, Blogger GAB

Poor Lucy to be teased like that! j/k
Hope she finally got some peanut butter

 

At 11/06/2007 3:05 AM, Blogger Unknown

Not nice to teach Lucy that. Of course, I can’t teach my cat to even pay attention to my requests. Maybe I should bribe him with, uh, catnip?

 

At 11/06/2007 5:37 AM, Blogger Vi

So has Lucy also been trained to put it in the bin when she is finished?

 

At 11/06/2007 7:20 AM, Blogger Manny

Step away from the pickles.

 

At 11/06/2007 7:49 AM, Blogger Crabby

Sign, she might be worse than me. Cause she drools.

Milky, bwaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha! If he does will you please video it?

Jillie, I used to do that with George but don't tell anybody. So far I'm coming off completely innocent here.

Manny, no, he just tears the napkins and makes her beg for the strips. This dog will eat anything and enjoy it.

BT, before you call them, let me send you all my notes. I have a record of all his various infractions. Starting with teaching Lucy to chase her tail when she was a puppy. Now she does it all the time. People thinks she's whacked. LOL!

Barman, Jake started with peanut butter crackers that would stick to the roof of her mouth. You're right, she is shameless and perfectly happy to be the butt of any and all jokes.

Gab, she got tons of peanut butter. She needs to back away from the peanut butter. She's getting too fat.

Nick, Knowing Alex, he'll have you doing the scoot and crawl before you'll get him to. LMAO!

Vi, well....no. Actually she's more likely to eat the jar if we don't snag it back from her. LOL!

Manny, they didn't buy pickles Sunday but they did go out and buy 8.... count em......8....jars of salsa. They are out of control!

I have to go use my Kohl's bucks today before they expire. Then I have to grocery shop. then....I get to come home and clean. How fun does all that sound? LOL! (doesn't really sound too bad, does it?)

 

At 11/07/2007 5:58 AM, Blogger Manny

You should make a video of the 'pickle pimps' and the 'salsa s----'

LOL


I make myself laugh in the wee early hours.

 

At 11/07/2007 7:20 AM, Blogger Crabby

Manny, you're not gonna believe what I found yesterday. I'll post it this afternoon. I'm racing around to catch up so I can play with you guys. I MISS everybody!

Did you go shopping yesterday? Or did you chicken out? I won't give ya a hard time if you chickened out. It was FREEING out there!

 

At 11/07/2007 7:42 AM, Blogger Manny

I didn't shop yesterday although I did go out to vote. I did clean my laundry room and did all the floors. Mostly I sat in front of the mirror. I gave myself a facial, played with new hairstyles, and tried different eyeshadows. I would post pics, but then G would think I was easy. LOL Needless to say, I will not wear blue shadow. ahh ah ah

 

At 11/07/2007 3:09 PM, Blogger Crabby

You didn't miss anything yesterday. The wind was like cutting ice. I had to be out all day in that stuff. Nasty!

I'm still working. Can you believe this crap? (sigh) What cruel twist of fate.

I think you should post pics. G thinks you're easy anyhow. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!

 

At 11/07/2007 3:23 PM, Blogger Manny

I take a break from Judge Joe Brown to come in here and check to see if you've posted new and all I get is peanut butter?

 

At 11/07/2007 3:23 PM, Blogger Manny

It's "Take my same sex lover" to court week. LOL

 

At 11/07/2007 4:16 PM, Blogger Crabby

Yeah, like I didn't already know Judge Joe would have to be sucky for you to come visit when it's on. LMAO!

I couldn't post. I gotta do this work or give up breathin'. This is so wrong on so many levels. Of all the things for me to develop a death allergy to...it had to be dust and mold. I HATE cleaning house. It's tiring and not fun.....not to mention...it's taking for friggin ever.

Plus I have all these pics to scan so I can make everybody's Christmas videos. There are like 2,000 pictures left to scan! More if you count the documents too.

I'm turnin into a workaholic....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

At 11/07/2007 5:46 PM, Blogger Manny

Fear not sweetie, you are no where near becoming a work aholic.

That's the funniest thing I've heard. ahh ah ah

 

At 11/07/2007 8:17 PM, Blogger Crabby

Am too.
Take it back.

It's obvious I need to join workaholics anonymous. So I can learn how to be a non-productive member of society again.

PLEBBBBT!

How'd your roast come out?
How pathetic is it that we're the only ones on my blog? sniff. sniff.
It's because I'm a workaholic. Nobody likes workaholics. They're.......boooorrrriiinnng. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

 

At 11/07/2007 10:15 PM, Blogger G-Man

Manny is a workaholic!!
Never boring..
Pam...You are a blogoholic..
Always funny!
Unless your pissed off..
I was, and still am, a Blog Ho!
Always annoying..
hahahaha..xoxoxox

 

At 11/07/2007 10:54 PM, Blogger barman

Crabby, I have a solution. How about we put you in one of those bubbles than all you need to keep the bubble clean. That should be much easier. And yes, I came looking for the post, did not see it so I went to see a movie.

Still nothing. :(

You a work a holic. I thought you were the queen of finding ways to get out of work... yea, just like G-man said.

 

At 11/08/2007 9:26 AM, Blogger Manny

Take a break from work today. You'll miss me when I'm gone!

I'm all done and released to go back to work.
(Big black cloud hovers)

You have always been a productive member of society silly.

My roast was delish. You know, I make excellent gravy.
Felt real good too, digging into something hot when it's cold outside.

 

At 11/08/2007 3:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

and the very next day crabby sent Bob off to work with a..........
PeanutButter and Jelly sandwich!
tc

 

At 11/10/2007 4:44 PM, Blogger S. E. E. Quine

` That's cool that you found that song... well, I hope Lucy doesn't die of trans fats... then PETA will really be after Jake!