Friday, January 13, 2006
Is your man in the mood? Would you like him to be? Play this near pornific video and watch him sweat and wriggle with sexual hunger. Then pounce and have your way with him.
Courtsey of La Cupcake. Bon a'petite.

BURNIN LUV
 
posted by Crabby at 3:18 PM |


18 Comments:


At 1/13/2006 3:41 PM, Blogger jungle jane

jesus rode a harley davidson. what do we have here? why are my ears numb? is that a traffic cone under your shirt or are you just pleased to see me?

I liked your performance. No truly i did. Where do i leave the 50c coin you have earned??

 

At 1/13/2006 3:51 PM, Blogger Crabby

Why, but of course they are my enormous pouting nips. My girls get like that when they're performing.

Just put that coin right there in the bucket.

WAIT! Somebody gakked up their lunch in there. Happens a lot when I sing. No idea why.

Here. Put it in my hat.

 

At 1/13/2006 3:56 PM, Blogger jungle jane

*grimaces as she fishes the coin covered in vom-vom out of the bucket*.

you had SO better appreciate the gesture, Cupcake

 

At 1/13/2006 4:03 PM, Blogger Crabby

Oh I do.

 

At 1/13/2006 4:10 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

She's lying.

You could have just let Lucy lick it up. Sprock lives for MilkMan to toss his cookies on those wee early Saturday mornings, on the edge of the front porch, holding onto the porch swing for dear life.

Not that I was watching and laughing or anything.

Cupcake, do you take requests?

 

At 1/13/2006 4:18 PM, Blogger jungle jane

i have a request. NO SINGING PLEASE.

titter...

 

At 1/13/2006 4:35 PM, Blogger Crabby

Yes, I do take requests.

However, Jane...I warn you, people have been asking me for years not to sing and it only makes me louder.

I do a lovely version of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight". I could record it and you could use it at the Jungle if you like.

I am nothing, if not generous.

 

At 1/13/2006 4:46 PM, Blogger jungle jane

Ok. You do the audio of The Lion Sleeps Tonight" and I will get someone to film me doing a slow strip to it. and let me warn you, those are NOT traffic cones under my shirt. unlike someone else around here. Crabcake.

 

At 1/13/2006 5:27 PM, Blogger Crabby

Are not either traffic cones. plebbbbt!

Those 100% genuine nips.

I can't help it if they're extra perky.

 

At 1/13/2006 8:49 PM, Blogger Tumbleweed

You are hilarious, I loved the video!

 

At 1/14/2006 4:14 AM, Blogger ing

Like a virgin. Are you feeling wistful, Crabcake?

 

At 1/15/2006 12:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Forget letting dude watch it, I just laid myself. Your traffic cones...I mean tits are stupifying.

 

At 1/15/2006 1:29 AM, Blogger pkeclub

good porn always turns me on

 

At 1/15/2006 2:11 PM, Blogger Crabby

Now Jane, you know I'll do it. After all, singin is my life. I just have a natural talent for it. What can I say?

Why, thank you, Lady and Miss Tumble.

Roxie! How's your Mom doing? And how are YOU doing? When should I put your debut pic up? Just let me know. I don't want you to miss it.
Take care of yourself kiddo. When this is all over and you're back home. I'll have a big drunken cyber bash over here for your home coming.

Ing. No way, baby. Took me years to teach my guy how to get everything right. I wouldn't wanna have to start training him all over from scratch again. I remember those old days well. "No not there. Yeah, right there. NO DAMN IT. You've wandered off the mark again. To the left, left. My left. Oh, just let me do it myself."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Iheart... I gotta admit, I turn myself on too. And when I'm all done with that I can use my perky, points to steer the car and go buy after sex snacks. (a must for the middle aged woman)

Larry, I am happy I could be of service. You just hang on to that video and pull her out anytime you feel the need.

 

At 1/15/2006 6:39 PM, Blogger jungle jane

Is it hard to get a bra for traffic cones?

 

At 1/15/2006 6:51 PM, Blogger Crabby

Yes. When you have a healthy set of bazoombas like mine bras have to be ordered from a place called Heavy Hooters Inc. They sew an extra nip cup into the end. Very comfy. And the straps are made out of heavy leather so they won't break under the pressure.

Extra large breasts is a curse but somehow ....sigh....I bare up.

Yesterday I rolled over in bed and my boob fell off the side and put the dogs eye out. I feel just awful about it. The new fake eye looks very natural though.