Sunday, January 15, 2006
AGHAST! ALAS! and ALAK! Monkey has been cooked!

Who could have done such a dastardly deed?
 
posted by Crabby at 2:13 PM |


10 Comments:


At 1/16/2006 1:22 AM, Blogger pkeclub

hey how did they get Honey up there??????

 

At 1/16/2006 9:10 AM, Blogger MilkMaid

Hmmmm, hung like a monkey.

 

At 1/16/2006 11:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Sun lights up the daytime.
Moon lights up the night.
I light up when the monkey fries.
Cause I'm havin monkey steak tonight.

 

At 1/16/2006 1:42 PM, Blogger Crabby

Sunshine on my shoulder
makes me makes me happy.
'lectric up my arse
can make me bluuuuue.

 

At 1/16/2006 2:00 PM, Blogger Crabby

EGads!

What are we doing here people?

This is monkey we're talking about!

She broke me outa jail remember?

We have to stop cracking dead monkey jokes and save her.

Milky, climb up there and get her down, will ya? It's only oh... 40 feet or so. Oh and take your nail clippers so you can clip through that rope.

I'm gonna hire the best investigator I know to find out who did this. I hope he's available. Cause, DAMN! he's good.

 

At 1/16/2006 2:45 PM, Blogger Tumbleweed

Hung like a monkey...he he he....sorry had to laugh at that one!! I think Crusher did it to teach Dragon lesson! Dragon loves Monkey.

 

At 1/16/2006 3:23 PM, Blogger Crabby

hmmmmmm. Yes, this sounds right to me. Especially since Crusher's preferred method of dealing with folks centers around all things electrical.

I shall snag my personal detective and get to work on the investigation poste haste. To wit. To woe. and many other english sounding thingies.

 

At 1/16/2006 3:44 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

CLIMB?? I don't even climb a ladder to paint. And now you want me to go get a dead monkey.

I don't think so Tim.

 

At 1/16/2006 4:24 PM, Blogger Crabby

That monkey isn't dead.

Look up.