My personal private dick flew into action with great efficiency and aplumb. (pretty sure that is a word. If not. we'll make it so.)

As you can see, we have rescued the sweet monkey and restored her good health with a liberal shot of bourbon. Possibly too liberal as she now has begun to speak in tongues whilst walking in circles, and scratching her butt.

But on with the rest of the story.

(I must be out of here by 5 for cheap Mexican food and many margaritas)





After Tumbleweeds astute suggestion the leggy cat and I trekked over to Crusher's place to see what if any evidence we might uncover there. As you might expect Crusher was passed out next to the moonshine still. He never could control himself when it came to sampling the product. This is why after so many years he still does not own an indoor toilet.... or toilet paper for that matter.

Ah, well. I digress.



During our search we uncovered several of Monkey's pubic hairs stuck in Crushers beard. Of course we were appalled and even dismayed at what might have been done to little monkey before he tied her up to that transformer.

We decided to forget the coppers and take matters into our own hands. There was of course only one form of justice Crusher would understand.

TOTAL MAKEOVER.



When Crusher came to, he jammered on and on with his usual bravado. One threat after another. What a mouth on that guy! He started that raggedy old hunting knife around and that's when I held up the hand mirror.



What happened next, was an unexpected surprise. I mean, how could we have anticipated the smelly old lush had a bad ticker? We are not a cruel people by nature, you understand. Slighty mean but never openly cruel. Alright. occasionally cruel.



As you can clearly see he did not take to being blonde. The funeral director worked and worked on rearranging his facial features but in a little hick town like Purvis there really isn't a lot of talent available, you know? So if you were a friend, ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha hah a ha ha ha ha. Er.....um..... sorry about this but as always it wasn't my fault.