Pic 1 GREAT! A lot of ass.
Pic 2 Nah!

Gotta have hair on the chest! Definitely!!

tina

Polyman, now look at him again. Just look at that smile! Who can resist that? Did ya change your mind yet?

Hi, Tina. I agree, gotta have chest hair. I like a nice rugged looking man with strong arms and a nice smile.

I am on my way out for a few hours. We're gonna go take a test drive in that little sports car I found. Sweeet!

thx for the women.

Mel and the other guy are both gay

That guy's gayer than Tom Cruise !!!

GASP! Wally! Waygon! Now you take that back. Mel is not gay. He's he-muffin!

And anyway, nobody is gayer than Tom Cruise.

Mel is hotter than the hairless guy. I have spoken.

Mel is gay? A gay catholic man with, what 6 or 7 kids. Yeah, I'll take THAT bet.

You would think a pic full of sexy bare-bottoms would get a guy's blood flowing south...but for some reason I kept thinking about those "Create a Caption" contests, and the only thing that kept popping into my head was a natural-gas-in-the-lake type of joke.

Sexy pic ruined.

okay the guy on the right looks good but not below if you know what i mean. and Mel is definatly hot. and i am not gay!!!!!!

OK now I take it back . Nobody is gayer than Cruise ! Since I read Tom Cruise and Katie Homles have broken up . Seems the TomKat were never really together in the first place ! Hmmm...go figure .

And dat other guy is gay !

Thanks for the babes and you do know that Mel is shorter than the Captain Carl Action figure. Tuff love crab cake someone had to tell you... Forgive me JW

I love all the ladies on the runway...

Did you say somethin?

How about Tom Selleck? Then again he is 11 years older then Mel but still. I think he meats the other criteria.

7th girl in...adorable shoes. LOL

sdk

MM..........so, he has 6 kids. It's a front.

Deb, you have excellent taste in men!

Milky, you'll notice I did not put Tommy Lee Jones up here. that's cause I'm still sporting bruises from the last time we fought over him.

Shanshu, LOL! Done in by your own brain. Happens to me a lot.
ahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Denny, if I tell you, you'll hide them in a different place. And that will just make my job harder. Let's just say they only look like you and I had nothing to do with the break in.

Listen to Larry. ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha! It's ok Lar. We know you're a manly man. Even more manly cause you're not afraid to state your opinion here where you know the gals can be just awful teases. I swear I don't know what gets into them.

Wally, Tom is sooo out there! What the hell happened to that guy? Smooth chest guy does nuthin for me. Just the idea of some guy spending more time in front of the mirror than me is a turn off. ICK.

OOOOOOO, Josh! You better stop messin with my fantasies!!! That is just so wrong on so many levels. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!

We lost Barman back there on the bridge. LOL! I like Selleck. Did you see him in Quigley Down Under? He was most cool in that one. But for me....it's Mel. I can't help myself. It's that smile. If I ever met him face to face, I do believe for the first time in my life, I'd be speachless.

sdk, now I have to go back and look at those shoes!

See girls, I told you bare butts would keep bringing Denny back. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!

Waygon, you must face facts. The man is a stud-muffin. He just is!

Great. Wonderful, now I gotta clean the drool off my keyboard.
Definitely Mel.

MsAmber