Monday, August 21, 2006

This just in from the House of Crab where 3 weeks ago the Terminix man appeared, poison in hand, saying, "They won't bother you again ma'am. We're on the job now."

So far, the mouse glue board has disappeared from the basement. I can only assume the mouses have carried it off.

The ants got pissed off. Disappeared and came back in full army gear, many times bigger than they were before the poison.

And they say .......


Terminix man! Your poisons are delicious. Bring more, FOOL! We laugh at your silly costumes. We defy your black magic potions of death. We will annhialate you. (and we can't spell for ka ka)




Pissed off Crabby House ants have taken over the city ladies and gentlemen. War is upon us. For Heaven's sake, hide your muffins and cookies. Or just eat them, FAST!

Emergency calls have been placed to the Teminix men, who have vowed to fight back with everything they have.






Meanwhile, back at Ant Headquarters, A.K.A., "The Hive", much laughter and chewing can be heard.

Could it be, the big-eyed, many legged, critters have launched a secret plan?









Maybe so.
 
posted by Crabby at 1:47 PM |


15 Comments:


At 8/21/2006 3:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Is it North? Cuz that's where my feets are headed.

 

At 8/21/2006 3:17 PM, Blogger Crabby

Blast it! Every time I help Manny, I lose my identity! Am I here yet?

 

At 8/21/2006 3:21 PM, Blogger Zen Wizard

The mice carried away the mouse glue trap?

I think it's time to get a Col. Kurtz Tomcat; and tell him to "go native."

I mean, you are dealing with Osama bin Rodent at this point.

 

At 8/21/2006 4:14 PM, Blogger SignGurl

I'm with Zen, get a kitty.

I thought ants lived in hills, lol.

 

At 8/21/2006 4:33 PM, Blogger Manny

I fought ant's about a month ago.

Red hot pepper flakes sprinkled on their hill $.89

Amber colored mouthwash mixed in a sprayer bottle and sprayed all the way around my houses' foundation $3.00

No more ant's.

I am however still looking for ground hog bait. Do you think they would eat some tainted 'white castles'?

Thanks for fixing me.

 

At 8/21/2006 4:59 PM, Blogger barman

I had me some beasties earlier this year. Since I did not want a repeat of the ants serving me an eviction notice once again like last year, I decided it was time to do battle with them. Slowly they dissapeared.

A month, six weeks, not really sure, they came back. This time when I put them down I discovered where they seem to be coming in. When ant season is over I will be pulling up some molding and seeing if I can cauck that area so I do not have to deal with them any more.

Lukily I think I headed off my ants before they could send out the Crabby ants to take over. Hey, maybe you can send the ants south. Lexington would probably love some ants.

As to the mice ... pied piper time! Do you thinks ants would eat mice?

 

At 8/22/2006 2:00 AM, Blogger Manny

I found a bug like that in my garage Saturday.

 

At 8/22/2006 2:02 AM, Blogger Manny

Pssst Crab, Barman is afraid of mice. He did a whole post about it.

 

At 8/22/2006 3:09 AM, Blogger Suze

Crabby, maybe he doesn't want to get rid of your pests becuase he can keep coming back to see you. ;)

 

At 8/22/2006 3:42 AM, Blogger Manny

An ol' big headed bug!

Big giant sized head.

 

At 8/22/2006 8:50 AM, Blogger Crabby

"Osama bin Rodent". ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

Sign, any cat I brought in here would be tortured into madness by Webster. Webster dislikes dogs but he hates cats. it would be ugly.

Manny, you're welcome. I've used all the ant remedies. These are ass-kickin ants. And I have a feeling it's gonna take something huge to get rid of the little suckers.

Barman, ours are in the walls and all over the place. One of the downsides of living in the woods. We should have gotten an exterminator a while back.

Suze, I bet your right! LOL!

Tina, Terminix is bound and determined to do battle with them. It's become a mission for them. LMAO!

OH look! The cowpie field has commercial interuptions now. Ok, everybody, turn the volume down and go take that bathroom break.

 

At 8/22/2006 10:00 AM, Blogger MilkMaid

Where is Blug when ya need him?

 

At 8/22/2006 3:04 PM, Blogger Spoony Quine

` I hate it when that happens....

` BTW, I love mice. And soap is apparently good for deterring ants - you can make force-fields by drawing lines of liquid dish soap around anything they might get into... as long as they can't drop onto it from above!

 

At 8/22/2006 3:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

I fucking hate Terminex. I couldn't even get passed the headline, I fucking hate Terminex that fucking much.

Really. I despise them.

 

At 8/22/2006 5:43 PM, Blogger Roxi

heheheh... thats awsome shit