Crabby's Cowpie Field

Thursday, September 21, 2006

CITIZEN'S ARREST!!!! CITIZEN'S ARREST!!!!

I smell whacky weed at this blog, up against the wall, all you mudda f*kkas.

posted by MilkMaid at 10:30 AM |

18 Comments:

At 9/21/2006 11:36 AM, Crabby

Deputy Fife! You look sooo hot in that uniform! Love a man with a gun. You've done something different with your hair, haven't you?

(behind her back, crabby motions for the cowpie field folk to ever so slowly back off into the woods with their score of weed and moonpies.)

PS. Roxi, if you came looking for your HNT. sorry sorry. I am flooded with work today and I couldn't get to it. I'll get her done next week, kiddo. Pinky swear.

At 9/21/2006 12:08 PM, Suze

Hey, how about a light.

I love a man in a uniform, especially if he packs a big weapon! :D

Shame about the HNT Crabby.

At 9/21/2006 12:22 PM, Anonymous

Barney Fife was a righteous man. Don't BLASPHME him.

Milkmaid, please pass Crabby the plate.

At 9/21/2006 12:59 PM, GAB

I dont think Barney would have said "mudda F*kkas" LOLOLOLOLOL.

At 9/21/2006 1:08 PM, Anonymous

oh man a bag of weed a "Charleston Chew" and a mello yellow after. Having flash backs of high school. Wwere safe from barney it will take him 5 minutes to get the 1 bullet out of his pocket

At 9/21/2006 1:33 PM, Crabby

Suze, I know. I feel bad about it. I have to get this stuff done so I can have some creating time. LOL!

Jane, you ignorant slut. There's no money in that plate. What am I gonna do with an empty plate, huh?

Gab, it's not well known but Barney was quite the closet swearer. (is swearer a word? LOL!)

Opie, checkin it.

Houston, Charleston Chews are the best ever! I'd never had one until last year. They are good!

hey....why am I responding to Milky's post comments? LMAO!

K, gotta run folks. Time to fill up yet another bucket of grout. Has anyone ever died from excessive grouting?

At 9/21/2006 1:35 PM, Crabby

LOL! Opie, are you trying to sell me a magazine????

At 9/21/2006 3:05 PM, Zen Wizard

I'll just let myself in the jail cell, like Otis the Drunk, and save you the trouble.

At 9/21/2006 3:32 PM, Crabby

Officer, are you sure I was only going 10 mph? I'm sure I was doing the limit.

At 9/21/2006 3:52 PM, Anonymous

I'm your biggest fan!!

At 9/21/2006 3:53 PM, Anonymous

BARNEY!

Give all those fine folks their baggies and basil back.

Right now.

And put away that gun, I have all your bullets anyway.

At 9/21/2006 4:32 PM, Crabby

You are? You are? You are?