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SignGurl.
I KNOW nobody here would think I'd ever do tribute to people I met on blogs that I consider friends and NOT have my buddy, Sign right up there front and center.
If you know her...and most of you do, you already know why I love her. Her courage is only surpassed by her ability to overcome adversity, and her genuine caring nature. Annnd, she's funny as hell! I'm proud to call her friend and if you don't already, do yourself a favor and go get to know her better.
READ THIS SIGN
G-man, (a.k.a. The Blog Whore)
A newbie on the block, I took an instant liking to G. He has that edgy quality that can make for some very fun times. Also paints a nice little bullseye on his butt for the gals to shoot at. LOL!
G is onery as hell but .... a very nice fella.
I am hoping when my in-person life slows down here to get to know G lots better and I hope you will all get over to his blog and get to know him better too. Although the way he whores himself out, I'm guessing he's already been at your place beggin for comments. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!
MR. KNOW IT ALL
Iris Vonkornea
This one's dedicated not only to the long suffering, foul mouthed, Iris but her typist as well. (Iris is blind, you know. Can't see nearly well enough to clack at the puter)
I've known Iris's typist a very long time.
We met on a message board that was...well...lively. Not only did the lady keep up but...DAMN! She is one creative gal.
I've been told I'm creative and I love. LOVE, to hear that but in all fairness, I can not hold a candle to this gal. Where her ideas come from, I couldn't say but I dearly love her and Iris.
I'm hoping I might be able to talk her into co-hosting the Cowpie field with Milky while I'm up to my ear holes in grunt work. I think you guys would really enjoy her.
In the meantime...if you're looking for some fun, make a visit to Iris's place.
IRIS SEES ALL
PS. I know you won't believe this but...I had a little run in yesterday with the coppers. Ok..one cop. Tune in Monday for the gory details. In my defense...I had a bad day and I was hungry.
Oh think goodness, I thought something was wrong with you MilkMaid. The I reread what I missed ...
Not something you see in conversation every day.
SignGurl is an awesome person online and in person.
G amazes me. He fits in and everyone seems to like him right off the bat. He always treats every so well you just have to come back for more. What an interesting person he is.
At 3/09/2007 10:18 AM, 
MilkMaid
Something wrong with ME??? Bar...it's Crabby, c'mon, get on the bandwagon here with me.
(I swear Crab, I don't know if I can corrupt this guy LMAO)
Ok, seriously, Sign is a precious, I love reading her blog. She's on my short list of peeps from the net I'd like to meet in real life.
G cracks me up, altho I shamlessly haven't made much time for his blog. SORRY...I will, I will.
Iris is a nasty old curmudgeon. And she smells like fish and lives to steal Ethel's underpinnings for that swishy son of hers.
At 3/09/2007 5:15 PM, Iris VonKornea
EXCUSE ME, MILKMAID... there is no delicate way to put this. This simply must be your time of the month. Because I cannot believe you would say something so wretched of your own volition! Unless... I'm sorry dear - do you have the vapors? Something is clearly cramping you up. I forgive you. Now get out of the way.
Let me tell you somthing, I do not know how they managed to do it, but when they lopped of my daughter Petra's penis, even though Aunt Flo does not come to town, I swear to high heaven she is a royal bitch one week a month! Did one of you half naked sluts here on the magic box teach her to do that? While Petra is so much more attentive, I am so glad Horatio is not alive to see this.
Anyway. Now Crabby dear, you have always been a smart girl - even when you were dead and haunting the shithole. I'm sure we can arrange something. Are you really sure you want LaTwanda around here, mucking up the place? That Negress does not cut her toenails. She cut right through that Dago Woman's left ham hock and gave her the tetnus. I'll talk to Hinkleshire about making sure her talons are clipped to acceptable white girl length before we farm her out here. I'm still not sure what you want from her, she's kind of a dolt.
At 3/09/2007 7:49 PM, GAB
Crabby, you really made me feel welcome when I was wetting my Blogging feet. You always answer every comment, and you go along with all my intrusive and off the wall shit..
You were the first person to ever link me, and I never forget a friend..All of your followers have visited me from time to time, and they all are lots of fun. There is hardly never any drama on your posts, and your fan base is fiercly loyal!!
You are by far the funniest and most creative woman in Ohio!
Your Willowbrooke Lovelies are outrageously funny, and you can throw more curves in a stoyline than an Indians Pitcher!
Your vids are a riot, your animal farm that you keep are precious, and you are SMOKIN HOT!!
It's a great priveledge to be honored by you Pam, and I'll be always loyal and an avid fan!!
You are sweet, soothing, and very gracious...
Thank You from the bottom of my heart...Galen.
Always at your service..
At 3/10/2007 11:54 AM, Unknown
See, if your name begins with a G then you are automatically a good guy that everyone loves, respects and wants to father their babies. It stands to reason that you should like G-man.
Impostors come and impostors go but one thing that will always remain constant is the shifting in my pants, I I I I mean that us G's are always worthwhile getting to know.
G-man you now owe me that $20 for repeating here word for word from the note that you gave me.
If mention that everyone that begins with a C and an M will I get another $20 or do I need to put the gag back over my mouth?! $#% %#45 #$%# #$% #$% 34 ^&* *(
Nuff said :)
Sign, um..You might change your mind about wanting to be like me after you read the copper run in post. LOL!
Iris, I trust on the days you're in charge all hell will break out. LMAO! Wouldn't have you any other way.
Gab, I think I know some pretty cool bloggers too, including you. That's why I keep coming back when I'm supposed to be working. LOL!
Aw G, I'm blushing. Geez, you make me sound like I'm all that or something. LOL! You're not a fan , dude. You're a friend. And I consider those precious beyond words.
Rodney, we are sorry but...you know it's just so dang much fun to get them going. LOL!
G..you look good in a Horton's hat. Medium ice cap with 2% please. Yeah, I know the price, 2.59. Got it memorized.
Gareth...how many times do I have to tell you, STOP PIMIPING YOURSELF OUT TO THE BLOGGERS! I'll do it for 40% or the take.
Cazzie, I am totally pullin it all together. And if you believe that I have a bridge in Brooklyn I can sell you for cheap. Naw, really, I'm Gittin her done. Sorta. Kinda. LOL!
Barman, I doubt even you are prepared for this one. Bob wasn't. All I can say in my defense is...it had been a very tough day before he made the mistake of pulling me over.
Check your shoes before you leave.
Ear holes.
EAR HOLES.