Monday, March 05, 2007
showing loudly and clearly what NOT to do during a life jacket demonstration. So kids, don't do what I do. Follow the rules and don't talk and screw around during the demo or the bad man with the microphone will call attention to you. (that part is not in the movie) Neither is the part where Bob told me not to put the whistle in my mouth ...... um.... sadly after I already did. LOL!

WHAT NOT TO DO!

Shanshu, you have the same problem on your blog as Cazzie. Word verification is hosing up your comments. Can't tell you all what to do but if it was me, I'd take the blasted thing off till blogger irons out the bugs.
 
posted by Crabby at 5:03 PM |


21 Comments:


At 3/05/2007 5:23 PM, Blogger BTExpress

Your a bad, bad, student! And so was the lady behind you. Good thing the boat didn't sink or you two would have been in deep doo doo. LOL

 

At 3/05/2007 5:48 PM, Blogger Crabby

Naw, I would have hung on to one those other folks that paid attention. LOL!
Now the lady behind me...she was a screw off. she'd drown for sure.

 

At 3/05/2007 6:07 PM, Blogger Unknown

Actually I thought the lady behind you was getting kind of pissed at you lol.
Did I miss something here? Did you go on a cruise recently or what was that in aid of? Or is it a process that all Americans have to go through kind of like a boy scouts meeting to earn badges in swimming??? :D

 

At 3/05/2007 6:36 PM, Blogger Cazzie!!!

Babababhahaha, I agree with the first commenter here :)
DAmn the new blogger, since I switched it is truly fugged!! I have r=trouble commenting on some sites too..grrrr. Just leave ya comment here for me as I check ya out everyday :)
Hope you have turned the corner girlie!!

 

At 3/05/2007 8:02 PM, Blogger SignGurl

Ok, you are just too adorable and dare I say it? Bob is hot!! I love your voice. What were you drinking?

 

At 3/05/2007 8:24 PM, Blogger Crabby

Gareth, yep. I do believe she was getting pissed. LOL! That's a cruise we went on a while back. Part of one of those trips Bob used to win. They were GREAT! We got all kinds of free goodies.

Cazzie, here's my post that was intended for your blog. LOL!
Yeegads! If I was a man I'd have a 4.75 inch penis....I'd be literally desperate and dateless. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha!
Oh wait...I forgot...it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.
Who are we kidding? Soon as I dropped trou....well, doubt I'd get the opportunity to show off my skills. LMAO!

(um...this in no way mean that you guys out there with 4.75 inch winkies, aren't hot or anything)

PS. My dog is still dying...sloooowly. But things took a turn for the worse tonight so...I dunno. If she seems like she's in pain I'll have to take her in and have her put down.

Sign, You are soooo gonna make Bob's head swell. LOL! Um..I wasn't drinking. ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! I'm actually that stupid acting by nature. I feel like it's doing a public service. Makes everybody else look real smart.

 

At 3/06/2007 7:18 AM, Blogger G-Man

These video glimpses of you are addicting you know. And I'm really diggin them. I'm sorry about the poochie sweetie, but we've all been there many times and it doesn't get any easier...You are even Hotter in this vid!
Much love.....G

 

At 3/06/2007 7:36 AM, Blogger Cazzie!!!

LMAO girl, :)
Cuddle your dog, or stroke it's head gently, it will know you love it. You will know what is right to do at the time. Huggs to you from me here Down Under.

 

At 3/06/2007 9:42 AM, Blogger Shanshu

That's awesome. It would have been cool if we had seen the guy with the mic getting testy with you for talking, though.

lol

PS: Why were you at a life jacket convention, anyway?

 

At 3/06/2007 10:48 AM, Blogger CozyMama

my computer is not showing it, software missing or something. bummer. oh well - I am sure it was funny. lol

 

At 3/06/2007 12:18 PM, Blogger barman

I could not see it so I will have to view it at home. Hearing you and Bob and who ever else was priceless all by itself. You are even more fun that I thought possible. Man parties at your place must be a blast. Can't wait to see the video.

 

At 3/06/2007 1:25 PM, Blogger Crabby

G, naw, it doesn't get easier. Sadly, the only way around it, is to not have a dog. And you KNOW I'm not gonna go for that. LOL!
If you think I'm hot in this one, you should see my "keeping the romance in your marriage," video. ahhhhhhhhhha ha ha ha ha! Now that's some hot stuff there. I made it for our friends wedding anniversary.

Cazzie, thanks, kiddo. I have here up here close to me now. She stopped eating and started urinating on herself. Wouldn't come out of the kennel. She nothing but bones and fur. I got her to eat up here so that'll help some. If she doesn't improve soon, I'll have to put her down.

Shanshu, I don't have that but I can let ya hear Bob getting frustrated with me for putting things in my mouth when I didn't know where they'd been. LOL! Poor Bob. Oh and I broke the sink in our cabin. I also have Fred/Pat asking him how I broke the sink and Bob just shakes his head, kinda sighs and says...I dunno how she did it. He's adapted to me real well over the years.

jodes, can you download media player? Or....what are you guys watching this on, btw?

Barman, so...you can hear it? Just not see it? At least you have half. That's not so bad. Cept you're missing the expressions on Bob's face. LMAO! He's so resigned to his fate, I almost feel a little sorry for him.

 

At 3/06/2007 2:36 PM, Blogger barman

I so will be watching Bob'e expressions tonight when I get home. I know I have quick time working properly at home.

 

At 3/06/2007 3:23 PM, Blogger Crabby

Barman, just don't go feeling all sorry for him like Milky does. LOL!

 

At 3/06/2007 5:57 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

Hey, I so have the trademark on the expression POOR BOB.

This ... is a rerun, don't trick us.

How's Summer this afternoon?

 

At 3/06/2007 7:16 PM, Blogger barman

Well I do not know you nor Bob well enough to feel sorry for him. I must say, however, I suspect I will be joining Milkmaid soon enough.

This is so a stitch. You must be so fun at a party. Can I come to the Ohio/Michigan one?

I think it is interesting. Bob knows you and knows what to expect and yet he still managed to chuckle a few times and possibly shoot you a look, not a bad look but just a look.

Priceless.

 

At 3/06/2007 7:17 PM, Blogger Crabby

She's bad but not bad enough to put down. LOL!

It's not a rerun to them, goofy. You're the only one that saw it. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!

 

At 3/06/2007 7:19 PM, Blogger Crabby

Barman, that would GREAT if you'd come. My friends would love you.
Yeah, he knows me. Well, enough to know he doesn't ever know for sure what's coming next. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

 

At 3/06/2007 8:33 PM, Blogger SignGurl

I still think Bob is hot! I hope you can come to the blogger meeting in April.

 

At 3/07/2007 9:41 AM, Blogger Unknown

Lol when the flare is mentioned your little eyes light up. It was almost as if all your Christmases came at once :P

 

At 3/07/2007 2:41 PM, Blogger Crabby

Sign....psssst...see above post.

Gareth, YES! Can you even imagine having your very own flair? Just think what all you could do with it. I'm not even allowed to touch stuff like that here. But on the ship...they just gave it to me...no questions, no lectures.
well, there was a lecture but I talked through it.