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A local musician was accidentally pushed from the roof of his Ohio home yesterday by his menopausal mother.
"Poor thing always was a mite clumsy," she stated, during our interview. "All I did was bend over to retrieve a loose shingle and next thing I knew, BLAMO. I don't suppose he'll be playing Indian scout any time soon with that broken thumb." (another post, should it become necessary)
"You know," she went on, "it will be tough on him, not being able to play the guitar for awhile. He so loves our duets. Why he practically begs me to sing with him. I feel bad now that I've been so busy lately."
Oh look, I just happened to have one of our duets on video! (ps. sorry guys. The best I could do was link you. U Tube isn't working for me)
The Clumsy Musician
Zen, I try. I really do. It came down to this story or the importance that rocks play in our society today.
ebezp, Thank you! But it was really more like a daydream of what it would be like to wake up and not have a camera in my face. LOL!
Barman, I'm ready now. My voice has never been stronger. I always was a great singer. I think that's why people at our church clear out of the pew in front of us when they see us coming. You know to give me more belting room.
G, What's a foof? ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Cazzie, can you believe I've been reduced to singing on my knees in the bathroom in the middle of the day? I need a vacation.
Monkey, why, thank you. I have a better one. I'm saving it. Sayyy, they have banana milkshakes at steak N shake. I get you one next time I'm there.
Buddah babe, thanks! It fell a little to the lame side but considering my A.D.D. I think it's a good start.
Chip, dumb, stupid, idiot? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha! You're goofy. Anyhow, it didn't work for you either yesterday.
I'll get her done. Just don't you worry about it.
And the truce is temporary. plebbbbbt!
At 3/30/2007 3:11 PM, 
wmy
Shell, if your Mom is my age, the best safety measure to take would probably don't try to video her first thing in the morning before coffee. LOL!
Wmy, we are good, aren't we? I hate to brag but, I think with my amazing singing voice and his looks, we could be big!
Monkey, Well done, my little simian pal! I shall order up an entire case of bananas and oranges post haste.
Sign, I'm working on the deepness of his voice. LOL!
Oh Wise One, just click on the blue words that say, "Clumsy Musician". That should take you right to it. I'll try to get U Tube to work again. The other day I had forgotten to send my e-mail confirmation back. LOL! I know....I'm an idiot. Thus, the reason I seem to run into so much trouble.
Iris, I'm likin that word, stinkpot. There are all sorts of folks I can use that one on.
Zen, your insight into the importance of rocks is impressive, my man!
Miss, I feel pretty sure you can not only count on it....but on a much better production.
I had to do that thing in the middle of painting, staining, and tile repair. ACK! (sigh) If only I had money. I'd hire someone to do my home repairs and I could play all the time.
At 3/31/2007 6:41 PM, Spoony Quine
` Did someone deaden the strings to the guy's guitar?
` You know, I can't get the image of my Lumanian friends (Barnes and Barnes) singing on the Doctor Demento Show: "These newts were made for crawlin'!
And that's just what they'll do!
One of these days these newts are gonna crawl all over you!"
` BTW, my computer is FIXED!!! (And I made myself YET ANOTHER blog!)
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