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Is there life after death? Guess who has the answer for you. Yep. That's right. Me. After an extensive scientific study I have concluded without question there is, in fact, life after death.And I'll tell ya how I know. Cuz mean people live longer than nice folks.
Here's how it works. A particularly nasty person's time has come. Who takes her? The Lord God? Or Satan? Well, guess what? Neither one wants her. So they bicker over it for years and years until somebody finally gives in.
Think about it people. Do you have a relative that's meaner than jackel poop? Would YOU want to spend eternity with them? No. I rest my case.
PS. Occasionally nice folks get in on the fall out from the nasties when the powers that be are so busy dickering that they forget to check a nice old person outa this world. See? It all fits like a puzzle.
At 3/21/2007 11:13 PM, 
Cazzie!!!
I watched Medium last night, and , yes, there was life after death in that show there!!!
I have had many a patient die in my years of nursing, I have also had many a patient saved via my efforts of CPR and DEFIB. Afterwards, I have had many reports of seeing the light, and a few of, "Yours was the last voice I heard nurse, I heard you!!" True, I never believed it at first, but they recounted what I said word for word so it HAD to be true. Hearing is the last sence to go however.
At 3/21/2007 11:58 PM, Spoony Quine
` Yes, hearing is indeed the last sense to go... Brewmaster Tom Burkhardt - who I know personally - once went into anaphylactic shock from eating peanuts as a boy. (A very straightforward way of learning you have an allergy.)
` The last thing he heard before he lost consciousness was one of the emergency crew saying 'He has no blood pressure at all!' The next thing he knew he was in the hospital. Somehow, they brought him back from the brink! Crazy, huh?
Manny, I'm guessin the good news is, the nasty ones will be around for a loooong time makin that gravy. LOL!
Barman, it's not so bad to be a bitch man. Although, I did meet one once that I was ready to take outa this world with my own bare hands. He cussed at me and called me lazy because I didn't walk my cart back to the front of the store. It was 8 FRIGGIN degrees outside. Miserable old bustard!
Miss, really??? Cuz I think so too. I just can't prove it.
Cazzie, in all seriousnes, I truly believe there is life after this. Has to be. Long story why though. So I'll spare you. LOL!
Seequin, I whispered in my Mother's ear when she was dying. I like to believe she heard what I said.
Mone, I know just the thing! Just get meaner than jackal poop. It works for all those other old folks that run into your heals with their nasty little electric carts in the market then mumble at you for being in their way. LOL! You'll live forever. I'm TELLING you.
Check your shoes before you leave.
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