Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha...what are friends for anyway?

I gave my last fiver to Deb's collection plate.

Thank God somebody finally advertised this! I've been in the dark for weeks.

Can I borrow the pimp hat?

What are friends for.
(an bad non-rhyme poem by the great Crab master)

A friend is someone who gives you decorating tips.
Shares her nacho chips.
And never makes fun of your hips.

A friend ties your shoestrings together when you've been drinking then feels bad about it when you take a nose dive into the lap of the lady at the next table on the way to the restroom.

A friend advertises another friends blog.

Sign, You can borrow the hat but I'm not parting with my fake fur. It's cushy.

Who's collection plate, Milkmaid?

AHAHAHAHAHA...so many names!!

Did someone say chocolate?

Chocolate? Hello? Anybody home?

Where's the chocolate?

I could always use a few more friends. Send 'em over!

That's a pimp hat if I ever saw one. Who'd you beat up to get it? ;-)

I left a comment earlier damn it!

I was here and I commented!

Now it's just gone...left out in cyber space somewhere and I forget what I said.

Blogger bastards!

I even left a comment on Milky's blog to prove it.

I am not feeling the love.

Crabby, did you get a face lift? You keep getting hotter and Hotter!!
Now I got one more place to Blog Whore out!! Thanks for letting us know about Milky! Galen.

wow, thats a womens dream - milk chocolate beaches - I need chocolate :)

Mornin Pam, I do at this very moment, have in front of me, a glorious hot cup of refreshing Tim Horton's...Ahhhhh
You have a great week-end! Galen

I have a cup of freshly ground starbucks breakfast blend.

I am happy milky is back to bloggin.

Thank you guys for the visits. :)

I'm enjoying my first ice cold diet coke of the day.

Crabby, where are your donuts here?? Some kinda pimp you are, I can't work without food!

Milky, I'll share my pop tarts.

You'd better be careful once you're done with this. A hat full of nickels is not and easy thing to wear!!

GOOD JOB MILKY!!

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Milky.. your awsome..

Crabby...you make me itch.

How much do you make there, Crabby? I could use some extra cash...do you think the rich guys will pay for some time with a 39-year-old, 4 times pregnant Wisconsinite?
Doubt it. ;)

So now you are running an advertising agency. Wow, another iron for the fire.

Hi, guys!

You know I love you all so please, honestly feel free to advertise thee hell outa your blogs. I'd love for all you you to get to know each other better. Trust me...there are some GREAT folks on my links list. Hopefully they'll all come by and sign in.

In the meantime, I've had to make some pretty big life changes. Kind of emotional (that part I can handle) But now I have a whopping migraine which generally follows any major stress decisions. I have a weird head or something.

anyhow...I'm up and down with my goofy head but, I pretty much got through all 7 stages of grief in one day. LOL! I bounce back real good. So soon as my headache passes, I'm thinking things will finally start to fall into some kind of order around here.

Geez, I hope so. Like Barman always says...ya put too many irons in the fire and you're gonna get burnt.

PS. G...the reason I look so young is cuz......it's dark out. LOL!

I'm sorry to hear about your emotional stress. Maybe the hat was too much?

Woot! Now I have another blog to throw stuff at and generally degrade.
What is the money like for pimps these days? Would I make a good living out of pimping Milky? Have her clients complained about her in the past? Has she passed the harder to pass newly formed government physical stamina test? Can she wear a fur coat AND walk in 5 inch heels? Which weapon does she carry around with her for protection? Does she currently owe money to loan sharks?
These are all questions that I need to know before I can take her on as 'one of my girls', my crack team (and then do all partake of crack) of highly tuned, leg spreading, butt in the air bunch of hookers :D

Sign, I know what your up to. now STOP THAT! You are NOT keeping my pimp hat.

Gareth, fahged abawd id. Milky's in my stable and she's stayin put. She's a good earner and I need the bread....er....dough...greenbacks? Whatever1 It's mine!

Did you just call me a fahge (fag)????

Gareth, nnnnnnnnno. GeezLOOeeze it's harder than hell to talk to the Irish. what I said was....fahged abawd id....that's gangster for forget about it.

Tell me the Scottish folks are easier to communicate with. I have roots there ya know?

psssssssst...Gareth wears polka dot unders. Pass it on.

"GeezLOOeeze" ... oh so now you are calling me eezey??? What gives around here? I'm sure the Canadians are easier to communicate with - at least they wont call me an easy person of the gay variety!

And I'm sorry about the polka dot unders. You told me I could take anything from your drawers and that was the first thing that came to my eye. I like bright colours, especially pink and purple *bends wrist, shakes ass and storms off*

Gareth...I wanna call you Garth, it's just easier...you are one funny Irishman! LOL

Roxi, back at cha gal. I checked out your flickr pics, you are SO CUTE!

LOL, I don;t really have to wish my sex life was ok, I know it, LOL. Thanks mrs pimpy crabby milkmaid, lol

I'm conducting an important readers poll, can you spare a minute?

Poor gareth. he just can't win over here.

The hat like me. Please can I keep it?

I wear polka dot unders too. Just not Gareth's.

Thanks for pimping, I mean pointing the way, to Milkmaid.

Crabby..(((BIG HUG)))

No wonder you don't have time to write out your grocery list!

I'm a really good cook,
Sittin' on my groceries,
Come up to my kitchen Baby
And I'll show you my best recipes. (Joni Mitchell)

Trade you my wizard's hat...

Mornin Crabby...xooo

` WHOA, CRABBY! What's been going on!?!? I've been gone for a really long time (computer troubles, finals, etc) and your blog has deteriorated from its once-gloriful state - it's so empty-looking! Perhaps your blog is the one that needs pimping!

` PS check out my blogs because I'm finally getting back to them. And here's a nickel.

You know, I must say, I love a "cow" girl pimp! Nothin' like it! ;0)

lol I like the middle finger salute!

Do you see what you have done now Crabby?!?! Not only am I an easy gay polka dot underoo wearing loser, but apparently now your cowhores, I mean cohorts what to shorten and change my name!!!
Leprechauns are discriminated against enough already and it's time that we stood up to you! (I reckon if 16 of us stood on each others shoulders we would be at your eye-level). But as it is I will do this on my own - eye height to ankle height ...... back off red pants wearing rope walking red hair growing human of the female persuasion before you get burned!!! :D

p.s. have a nice day :P

I stole Milkmaid's picture from you to post. Hope you don't mind, I did give you credit.

Ok, who hung gareths polka dot undies outside on my mail box? And....who thee hell is that sleeping on my dining room table????

WHAT'S BEEN GOIN ON HERE?

Wake up and blog woman!