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Hello friends. And welcome to this weeks edition of, "Dispelling Famous Quotes".
Give me a quote, any quote, and I can dispell it. Lickity split. Yes, I'm that good.
Today's quote was sent in by Tunutz Afreezin from Alaska.
"Every exit is an entry into someplace else." Tom Stoppard
Oh reeeeeally? Well, what if you exit from your bedroom into your closet? HUH?
ooookay. Barman just dispelled my dispelling. Not to fret. I have another one.
PS. Barman, move your fingers away from the keyboard. That's right...just back away. I don't wanna have to tie you up in that chair again. So...be good.
* It is easier to remove something than to add something.--Parke Kallenberg
Parke, you obviously have never painted over wood.
You two are too funny.
OK, so now you are in the closet, right? Oh wait that sure is not coming out right. Anyway, where was I ... oh yea, closet.
So now the exit to the closet is the entrance to the bedroom, right? See problem solved. It does work.
Oh and if you are being chased then you hide behind the clothes silly. I see it happen on TV all the time. Just do not get curious and poke you head out. That does the person in every time.
;)
I have one. I dunno how famous it is, but it was on this weeks elevator news this week at work, in the elevator of course.
It went something like this;
If you make something bad enough, then it will be bad enough.
I didn't quite get it, but perhaps you could shed some light. I read it over and over again and finally decided the person requoting it made a typo.
Hey barman, webster has all kinds of secret's and he tell's them.
A couple of years ago crab and boob went away for the weekend. I agreed to go feed the dogs and swim in there pool. Well it was raining and it was cold so I just played games on crab's computer. Webster must have been lonely and starting talking up a storm. Turns out, crab and boob like each other...alot!
Sorry crab
At 3/23/2007 8:38 PM, 
wmy
Barman, I'm heading to Lowes today to buy some heavy duty rope for you and Milky.
You know .... seriously, I thought of selling Webster...or even giving him away but this bird is so damned mean and tricky nobody would take him. And now my friend has taught him to say..."Who's yer Daddy?" He just keeps repeating it allll day long.
Manny, Webby wasn't imitating us. He was LUVIN his rope toy. He learned that all by himself. I've never seen a bird do that before but I have this one on video tape panting and humping like a maniac.
Mone, LOL! You are so damn cute. You did a nice job with that. It's very, very, close. The phrase...I think...(I'm rarely right about anything) but I think it's ..."A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." Frankly, I like yours better. :)
wmy, welcome to my world. it's not so bad here really. You'll get to like it after awhile.
G...why am I not surprised you'd think of that one.
At 3/24/2007 1:28 PM, GAB
Yeah that closet one just wasn't right. I'll blame it on the hair colouring getting into your ears and messing with your grey cells, or should that be grey hair messing with your coloured prison cell. Hmmmm.
"It is easier to find a gnome than it is to find a leprechaun" - Gareth Thomas
(that's because those stupid gnome b*stards don't know how to hide!)
Well, I didn't know that part was gonna stick. Now my head is separated from my body...so to speak.
It is 77 and sunny here so...I have been playing outside alllll day. Literally. From early this morn till just now. Perfect weather for playing. I think I even got a sunburn.
Yesterday was a mini-disaster. Not to mention...embarrassing. but that's a post so latah!
Check your shoes before you leave.
You've still left the bedroom although you are totally stuck in the closet and better hope that no one is chasing you 'cause then you'd be screwed.