I didn't need to see that fucking toe thing so early in the morning..WTF?

This is the first picture I ever saw of you on the net all those years ago and I thought SHE'S A LIAR...she's a KID...not an old woman in menopause as she'd been claiming.

OH MY GOD!

Great post...gross toe and all. My HG has the toe icks. I HATE looking at them much less grooming those talons!

I adore that stick-carrying dog of yours. I smiled ear to ear when I saw that one!

Dog gone it! I spent 2 hours last night trying to figure out that photo program you got me. Wrinkle remover?

Must practice more. Everytime I cut, it makes a big hole in my pic. It takes away what I want to stay.

Go ahead and post it.

Milky, you better watch it. I found an even grosser toe. I'll sneak it in on ya. Swear!

OH yeah, I remember. I stopped dustin out the wrinkles now cuz I figure...if they see me at my worst, when they meet me for real...they'll be less horrified. LOL!

Buddah, thank you!
You would NOT believe the bags of rocks I have from her sneaking them in. I betcha I have 4 1 gallon bags filled to brimming with rocks. If I throw them back out, she brings them back in. Goofy dog.

Manny, it's EASY! Picture it was the first program I ever used. It is sooo easy. Don't be afraid of making mistakes just get in there and try every button. Then if it doesn't work out, don't hit save. Ba da bing! Ba da boom!

Post what, m'dear? Your dancing video? Cuz I'll do it. I'll put it in the line up for this week. LOL! Personally, I think it's pretty good.

Hate the toe crabby! But apart from that a great post! Yeah photoshop's good but it only works if it's got a good subject to start with!

ebezp, now see? This is why I love you.

Tina, Sign is the best! You won't find another gal like her anywhere.
hang on. My post didn't bring a tear to your eye? LOL! Not even the toe?

I'm tearing up over here, but only because I gave you permission to post me. LOL I will not take it back either. However bad my video is...it is nowhere near as bad as the toe.

I am gonna get picture happy. I may even post a no makeup pic. That should scare the hell out of the g-man. LMAO

And yes...Signgurl ROCKS!!!

I'm still offering something special for you to have some Photoshop fun with...

I need to get me one of those photo shop thingies before I post a pic!

Uhhh I hate to be the one to break this news to you but that aint no (hey I'm turning American lol) stick in your dog's mouth! I would take it off him and return it to the local dinosaur museum before there's an APB put out on your ass. I really dont think you'll be needing the hair colouring in prison unless you want to use it as a bargaining tool from being abused by Big Bertha in Cell 58.

Too funny! I love the dog and stick one!

Oh let me at that picture of yours with photoshop. Oh this is going to be GOOD!

I love you driving that destructo machine ... and am grateful that that was your house, not mine that you were close too.

Ah and Lucy, I love Lucy. What a fun dog, quirks and all ... just like the owner. :)

Do I have to run??? I think I am getting a head start just in case...

Oh and I think that twig is actually someones walking stick. Bad Lucy. Oh and here is a little snack...

'LOL, I HATE TOES. I know, I know, I am a nurse, but hell, toes just suck massively, lol
Love your dog, she is cute :)

Yep, you are one sentimental, emotional, mofo!! Those are great things to be grateful for!!

I myself am grateful that Always added those wings to their pads...it was a hella mess before those things, let me tell ya!!

This is brilliant. Brilliant I tell you!

And have I told you how adorable your dog is? That stick is enormous!

yawwwn. Ok Mom. I'm up. just 5 more minutes.

Back after coffee and/or direct caffeine infusion.

And I hope that coffee is a tall cup of refreshing..Tim Horton's!
Hey Crabby!!
Barman finally had some Tim's.

And BTW, you don't need any photo shop...xox

I think I need to get myself ready for work so I can get me some caffeine too. Silly g-man thinks I was a virgin. No, but it has been a really long time.

Manny, good girl. Relax and have fun. If we all looked like super models we'd put the airbrush folks outa business. And that would just be mean. LOL!

OH madamn wise one, I'll be over later to see what you've left for me in your magic kingdom. (we're in the midst of a celebration day today)

GAb, you don't need photoshop. You're beautious just like you are. And yanno what? I stopped using it. I figure, I am what I am. And eventually folks are gonna see past my giant nose holes and freckles.....well....maybe.

Gareth, they're not taking me down without a fight. I'll snitch Lucy out first before I'll be in a cell with big Bertha.

Reg, she is completely whacked over this thing. A neighbors dog came into our yard and thought Lucy was gonna have a nervous breakdown tryin to hide her giant stick. Now she goes to the door every five minutes (I timed it) to make sure her stick is still out there.

Barman....ugh oh. I'm afraid to ask...no really...quivering in my sneakers. Which photo??????? LOL!

Cazzie, if it makes you feel better, that's not my toe. LOL!

Wmy, psssst. I don't have to use the pads anymore. I'm on hormones! WOOOT! They're great! no mood swings, no monthly visitors...every day is play day. LOL!

Monkey, why, thank you!
PS. Jake brought that crazy stick up for Lucy from the ravine. She's completely losing her mind over it. It's like treasure or something.

G-man, it was just my own coffee. Not good enough. I'm on my way out again and I am hitting Horton's baby!

Barman, I wonder if you said you were a virgin, if it would create a massive response from the female gender wanting to help you out?
Naw...probably not. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!
Okee dokee....running now. LOL!

guys, today is a big celebration day here. 78 and sunny. Jake's birthday. And best of all...I'm still alive and kickin so...we have been out celebrating and plan to do some more. WOOO HOOO!
You know, you can NOT have too much fun. I urge you all to get out of your chairs right now...and go play in honor of the fact that I am an old fart and still in forward motion with no noticeable physical flaws. (I keep all that stuff under my clothes)
Ok. there are the giant nose holes but....what the hell?

At my age Crabbs, I am sure it would just creep them out. But there are lots of ways to be a virgin. I mean I just went to my first ice show over the weekend ... see!

I think Lucy needs one of those humungoloid Naugahyde bones to go with the stick. You know what I am talking about. When Lucy turns her head she smashes you in the shins and boy does that hurt.

PALEEZE put up a new post, that toe is nasty.

Oy.

Hey, Crabby!

Glad you are pleased with the gift. I also could get you some close-ups, if that would be of use...

Well, whoever said, "Little things mean a lot" obviously never read this blog.

Ok, I'm so glad that wasn't your toe. I saw toes like that when I was in beauty school. I'm still traumatized by those.

Anyway, I'm thankful for hair-dye, too-- I dyed my hair last night, I should've taken a pic, too! :0)

Uh,I came here for the family feud.

What happened?

I don't see any blood...

Barman, Lucy can eat one of those gigantic pressed rawhide bones in less than 2 hours. There's nothing that dog won't eat

Milky, you're so damned demanding. LOL! I'm trying. I've been slammed over here. You would not even believe.

Wize! YES! That would be great! I have big plans for that gift. LOL!

Miss, I'm glad it wasn't mine too cuz I'd have a real complex by now. LOL! Mine never looked like that. Just a little off on one side. Still icky enough for me.

Dirk, it's not over. LMAO! He's up to something. And when he strikes...I'm all ready to strike back. You blood thirsty, thing, you.

Oh. My word. By the look of that toe I would say you are LaTwanda. Keep that thing away from me before you give me the Tetnus. Conchetta Louise DeWappio died from that toe nail fungus after LaTwanda raked her leg and it festered like nobody's business. It was dreadful. Except that she was a nasty old Dago bag, so I'm glad she's dead.

That toenail is a lethal weapon. You should register it with Mr. Al Gore.