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My underwear! She ate it. I want it back. I swear she is making me crazy lately.
She has gnawed one end of that giant tree limb to a fine point. Jake brought the home-made doggie spear into the house for her while I was busy painting. Ten minutes later she began chasing us around with the damnable thing, tail wagging gleefully. Thanks to Jake I am now sporting an extra hole in my ass.
I took the stick away. She got bored and now she has eaten my unders right out of the laundry basket. My good ones! Oddly, she hasn't gakked them back up, which means they're most likely gonna end up out on the front lawn somewhere in a steaming pile of dog dung.
You'd think there would be something this dog can play with that she can't eat! But noooo. There's nothing. NOTHING she can't eat. She even eats my cooking! Nobody eats my cooking. You can break your teeth right off with a slice of my pot roast. But the dog likes it!
I have to go back now and finish painting my new office so I can move this stuff in there. Assuming she hasn't eaten the paint brush.
Have you ever tried one of these?They do wonders for my brother dog, a wiemeranier, and he (the dog) is hard on them.
Dirk, imagine a pair of undies with an air hold in the back and 1 full inch of elastic showing at the waist. Now I ask you....would you eat that?
Barman, yeppers. Got two of them. Keeps her busy for 10 minutes till she licks all the frozen peanut butter out of it.
She usually takes a couple of nice looong naps during the day. Lately, it's like she's been drinking coffee. She's all over the place and chock full of ideas.
LMAO, this reminds me of the new flash on Monday about the escaped prisoner. All the media talked about was the'shank' the guy used, waht a shank was and how one might go about making a shank.
So what if the guy snagged some poor lady along with her vehicle. So what if he robbed the same bank he was originally locked up for. So what if he busted into someones house. The media didn't give a crap about all that stuff. It was the 'shank' that peaked their interest.
And to think, Lucy has been smuggling them in the whole time. LOL This makes you an accomplis.
At 4/04/2007 6:08 PM, 
wmy
Reg, All she knows is...if it can't run, eat it. LOL!
Iris, whatever we do, we must never allow Dubbin and Lucy to procreate.
Sign, did you find them?????? Are they...you know...icky now?
Dirk, love to! But...we're at the airport tonight to drop Jake off and then back home to run naked through the house like school kids. 5 days of hot smutty, monkey love. I even took an extra vitamin this morning. LOL!
We should get together soon though cuz shoot, we're neighbors! I had no idea you were that close.
Manny, would you believe I haven't seen the news since Bob got tivo?
Barman, the Lansing Lugnuts? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!
ebezp, LMAO! She's got no taste. This morning she tracked an ant all the way across the kitchen, then ate it. EWWWWWWWW!
Manny, I did see. I like it. I play with the colors all the time but I can't find one I like yet. Poor Milky, she'll most likely end up bailing me out again at some point.
Wmy, Lucy tried to use one of Bob's body parts as a tug toy when she was a puppy. He screamed like a little girl. Now she's not allowed anywhere near him when he's taking a shower. LOL!
Barman, trust me...Lucy WOULD eat your britches. In fact, she'd consider them a delicacy.
Sign, they also like men's socks. Which totally takes anything flattering out of the mix. And this one adores paper products. I had to pay $175 once for an X-ray after she ate a lead pencil. Bob practically snatched himself bald-headed when he heard what the bill was. Now whatever she eats, we just wait for it to come back out of one end or the other.
G, Barman doesn't wear britches??? For real? Do you have photos?
Cazzie, she had two. They're both gone now. LOL!
Naw, she didn't eat them. She likes little furry things.
At 4/05/2007 10:28 AM, Iris VonKornea
Crabby dear, Dubbin is so stupid, he actually had most of his dog penis loped off in an unfortnate accident involved that bitch Ruby Dean's walker. That evil douchebag pulled the balls off her walker and one of the legs was sharpened to a point, like a little shive. She watches too much HBO and I think that crazy old bag sharpened in herself.
Anyhow, Dubbin was snitching around her crotch, since it does smell like dead fish and he likes that, and Ruby Dean brough down that pointy walker blade across his dog bits and sliced off most of his dog bone and part of the two brothers, if you get my drift.
Her son Chester had to pay the veternary bills but it rendered Dubbin sterile.
Seriously, I think this is where Peter may have gotten the idea to chop off his... he was very suggestible to a lot after That No Good Bastard George Bush started launching scuds in the middle east and making people absolutely fucking crazy!
At 4/06/2007 8:27 AM, Iris VonKornea
Oh, of course he is still humping whatever walks by, but he's not even shooting blanks. He's more like an air rifle that way. Like most men, as soon as they know their seed isn't going to take root, they start humping like there's no tomorrow, as if quantity will somehow override the lack of quality.
What the hell was I saying?
RODNEY! I need a new diaper!
Check your shoes before you leave.
Can I order a pair of the undies?
If the dog loves em they gotta be tasty...