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I Crabby, being of unsound mind and jiggly body, hereby, heretofore, towit and towith, formally announce the forming of a new ....er....club, group...thingamabob. A.D.U. Aging Deviates UNITE!This group, club, er... what thee hell EVER, has been formed to fight for the rights of old and soon to be old men and women everywhere.
We will NOT retire to our sofas and watch Oprah. We will NOT wear pants with elastic waist bands or sweaters with birdies on them. In short, we will NOT conform to a youth based society.
We're gonna swear, drink, and show our asses! Every bouncing inch of them if we want to. The ADU motto is ...... (ok. We need an ADU motto. Anybody got any suggestions?)
The ADU will launch it's first ever video-taped attack mission on May 21st at Abercrombie and Fitch. (that's our sisters's day out and the sisters have no idea I have planned to make an ass of myself on that day. I'm tryin' to figure out how to break it to them. Hopefully they will become willing participants in the fight for Oldsters Freedom of Expression.)
If you would like to become a member of ADU, feel free to sign up below. The first requirement is....you can't be dead. If your aging or plan to be alive next week, you're eligible. The second requirement is, the absolute belief that you have a right to be different from everybody else.
I know now. You wanna know something else. I'm all for it. i plan on wearing my new young girl pants and sandels that show off the pedicure I'll be getting the day before we head out.
I know! Let's post pictures of then and now. That way all the youngens will know what they're in store for.
BTW, I still plan on moving store maniquins around so make sure Squirrel has bail money. Surely they have taken my picture down by now.
I need a nap now. LOL
At 5/08/2007 6:34 AM, 
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You go girl! *yes, I said girl* I'm all for a club where us older gals can still sow our wild oats and we've EARNED the right to do whatever the he** we want, wear what we want and act like we want! To quote Kathy Bates after bashing into the car with those young'uns in it, "I'm older and I have more insurance" Don't mess with us old gals, we have more where that came from! Keep up the good work, I'm here daily!
Suze, I'm beginning to worry about me too. You are NOT gonna believe the stuff I'm doing.
Manny, I REALLY am making a video. Seriously.
Roxi, don't cry. I didn't do Gareth's either and his is almost 3 weeks old now. LOL! In my defense...I've been doing some stuff. But...you'll see.
Iris, How many of you are there and how big of a vehicle will I need?
G-man, the idea of Iris or Ethel with a joint....well, frankly....it scares the juice right outa me.
Gab, glad to have ya!
Barman, YES! Press is good. Maybe we could make all the major channels if G-man and Gab would streak.
Cazzie, your accent alone will win us big points with the male public.
Miss Understood, I'd be sad if you weren't in. We need somebody with your talents. I can't even get through an entire beer without my nose going numb.
Gareth, PAH! Me conform? NEVER!
Fat girl, YES! I loved that line. That was from Fried Green tomatoes, wasn't it?
I'm glad you come every day. Feel free to jump in any time you want. Most folks here are crazy but harmless. Except for Gareth maybe. LOL!
Curly, 31 is still a pup but you still qualify for membership because you're not dead. (I don't require much. LOL!)
I think the true test for admitance is would they join those girls making fun of you or join you for all the fun. If they are willing to join you than that is good enough.
Age really does not need to matter. After all we would not want to young discriminate now would we? Example not allowing Roxanne to join would just be wrong and no one wants that.
Motto: "Where was I going? What were we talking about?"
And perhaps this could be our logo...
Check your shoes before you leave.
Crabby, I'm getting worried about you. You little activist. Lol