about
But I'll be back tomorrow.
To Summarize
1. Found out I'm not only in menopause but have arrived late to my own mid-life crisis.
2. Made the decision that if I'm leavin' this world soon, I'm gonna stop being so damned reserved and be all the me I can be. (that's kind of what started the trouble)
3. Friday - Sold my car. (yes, the one I loved so much, yadda yadda. WhatEVER! I don't have to explain, I'm mentally unstable.
4. On Saturday I was able to talk a car salesman into crawling into the back of a car on all fours to prove my dog would fit back there. I did not make him bark. (didn't think of it) Did not buy the car from him.
5. Lost 7 pounds and finally got the camos over my thighs. I wear them all the time looking for the two punk cheerleader types that made fun of the old lady in the young girl department. (me)
6. Bent over and broke zipper on camos. Now I have to pin them shut. But by damn! I'm wearing them!
7. Yesterday, sank in giant mudhole. (literally) I only have one sneaker now.
8. In process of changing my look. Why? Cuz I don't have to care cuz...HULLO...I'm almost dead anyhow.
9. Defaced Victoria's secret poster with black marker.
Today I have to get a car. My plans are poop without a car. I have lots to do before I croak and I gotta have some wheels!
PS. There were a few other things that occurred but, I don't wanna tell. Too embarrassing without explaination.
LOL! Roxie, I can't. I STILL don't have a car. Yanno...it's possible, I might be making some irrational decisions. nawwwwwww.
Um...you probably don't wanna know what I did. I'm an embarrassment to my female race. HOW COOL IS THAT?
Gareth, many times I've thought to myself, if only I'd taken my camera. But, who knew?
I hope you're right about not going anywhere. I'm having a pretty good time here in spite of the hateful hot flashes.
At 5/01/2007 1:41 PM, 
GAB
Good golly miss molly, what the hell are you doing? Did Bob go away on a trip or somethin'? Did Milkmaid misplace your email? We got trouble, right here in River City and T and that rimes with C and that stands for Crabs.
I just will have to swing through on the way back to the big 'M' and pick you up.
You're not dieing any time soon unless the doctor said so and then they are a quack!
Now how about a PARTY with a big ole capital P.
At 5/01/2007 3:27 PM, MilkMaid
Ahaha...I can see you explaining to a judge now, why you drew pasties on the VS models big old ta ta's.
CUZ SHE PISSES ME OFF.
LOL...got your messages..no internet since yesterday, bad storms. More coming AND most importantly, my baby Mud Puddle is coming to snuggle to her Mimi for the evening. Catch up with ya tomorrow. XXOO
Gab, are you positive sure you wanna hear this, knowing who you're talking to? LOL!
Suze, I KNEW I should have taken you with me. We COULD have charged him. Oh yeah, now that would have been great!
Barman, You KNOW I am always down for a party! btw, I ended up getting over 50 mpg last night in my new car. How rockin is that?
PS. Sorry I thought you were that pesky prankster, Rob at first. LOL! Just be glad I didn't start talking in an accent or something. Normally I try real hard to get him before he gets me.
Milky, give Mud Puddle a kiss on the head for me. I know you're gonna be snuggling all day. LOL!
Cazzie, I LOVED your post. That was cool...and sweet.
Um...does putting the toilet paper in the frig count? Cause I've done that twice now and not because I have a hot sit-upon.
Sign, sorry. My head is still stuck on the image of G-man down on all fours. LMAO!
Curlie Glamour Girlie, I can get pics for you now! I got a car last night. I am mobile! WOOT!
Check your shoes before you leave.
Lordy woman what did you do???
Just come and hide out here in Detroit..
I got ya