CRAB CAM MAKES ANOTHER BUST!
I swear to you 3 different people said, "Excuse me" to these gals. The one on the left would move her cart just long enough for the hapless shopper to squeeze through. Then she'd put it right back! They stood there for 25 minutes. I know because a Kroger employee (meat man) timed them for me. When I was checking out, they had moved into the cereal isle and were blocking that! There is a cure for isle blocking. If everyone would drop an item or 5 descreetly into the carts of the yammering blockers by the time they paid for their groceries they would be too poor to return to the market for a good long while. Think about it.
The crab cam caught this guy at lunch yesterday. I say he's practically a ringer for Nick Cage. Bob and Jake say no way.
What do you say?
PS. I am setting up a new blog so hang with me and be patient. Takes me awhile to figure things out. But, I am soooo all over it. I think.
The guy in question has similarities but I do not know. It would help to be able to see jis eyes too.
I have two ideas for the isle blockers. 1, see if you can borrow one of the floor cleaners that I am sure Krogers has. Then go up and down the islf a few times. They will leave for sure and you can have a fun time at the same time. Now the second idea I may have gotten from a prior post of yours. What if you accipuposly banged into the back of the people that were standing yacking and then say excuse me. I do believe the context I heard this from was those people on the driveable carts that terrorize the grocery area banging into you hurting your leg and other not so nice stuff. Get a few people together and they would have to many bruises to return eny time soon. Hey how about making pre made up signs that say "NO LOITERING" and put it up by them.
King, no I don't wear glasses thank you very much. I got contacts. One eye sees far away, the other one sees close up. All bases covered. Cept I can't stand on one leg or walk a straight line.
Ebezp, I'm thinking that or bring a bag of roadkill with you when you shop. LOL!
Milky, Does too look like him. I'm leaning more in the direction of the infamous roadkill cart toss.
slick, you just gave me the best idea of all. LOL! Ok, I may have to film this. Whatever happens, even if it's jail time, full credit goes to Slick.
Barman, I'm diggin the "No Loitering" signs idea lots!
Thanks for popping by mine thought you might like to read this
Still defo NC!
At 8/06/2007 1:36 PM, GAB
Well again I have to agree with Bob and Jake. You do wear glasses, right?
p.s. no I would not jump off a cliff if B and J jumped before me. I know that would have been your next question :P