Crabby's Cowpie Field

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

He's doing it AGAIN! Look at his eyes all beady and excited. He's making all these bird love sounds and humpin the blasted thing into a whole other zip code!

And I have to hear it all cause he's right next to my desk. For cryin out loud! Is everything in this house over-sexed?

Bird Porn. That's what it is.
Long Dong Webster.

I've taken the pics, loaded the pics, posted this, and he's STILL at it.

Ok so where do I go to find a ho for Webster? he clearly needs one.

Actually anything with wings will do. Sayyyyy, I think I know where I can get him a ho. I'll be back. If I don't get killed first.

posted by Crabby at 1:58 PM |

17 Comments:

At 8/30/2006 3:19 PM, GAB

LOL

At 8/30/2006 3:38 PM, Manny

I am sure if you had been locked in a cage for as many years as poor webster you would be going at anything that would stand still long enough too.

Give him his privacy! Unless of course he get's more hot having his pic plastered all over the web. LMAO

At 8/30/2006 3:39 PM, Manny

You are making him more horney by taking his pic. Can't you tell he is just showing off.

At 8/30/2006 3:43 PM, Crabby

He's doing it again! This is the 3rd time.

All this gasping and panting is disturbing my tranquility here. I'm trying to write and he's having a sex fest!

What is up with this bird? And now he has little drops of ..... stuff ....all over his food bowl. I have to take that out of there to feed him and it's covered in .... bird love juice!

At 8/30/2006 3:44 PM, Crabby

And Smilin George's bunny is now so stiff it could stand up and walk.

My house has become a den of ill repute. I might as well hang a red light in the window.

At 8/30/2006 4:19 PM, wmy

I used to know a lady who jacked her dog off so he wouldnt bother the neighbor dogs...as long as you dont go there with your little birdie poo...I rhink you should be ok!!

At 8/30/2006 4:20 PM, wmy

whoops...thats whould have read "think" not rhink

At 8/30/2006 5:01 PM, Manny

Early HNT over at my blog!

Come quick!!!!!

At 8/30/2006 6:05 PM, barman

You know, birds like that repeast everything they see and hear, right. He must have got that bad habbit from somewhere ... :) Sure, now you are blaming Smiling George.

At 8/30/2006 6:16 PM, MilkMaid

BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...your horns are SO showing. Webby is NOT the only HORNy thing in your house, you are correct.

You kill me...

At 8/31/2006 7:18 AM, Crabby

Wmy! Where thee hell have you been?
I've been looking for you and you're never home on your blog.

She jacks her dog off???? Oh please say it ain't so.

Manny, I got you beat today with a full frontal nudity HNT baby. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! Top that!

Barman, TRIPLE GASP! That bird didn't learn anything from me. Including the "f" word. I know he says it. But I don't know where he heard it. I'm innocent. Like, totally, dude.

Milky, I'm just warming up. bwaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha! Things are gonna get mighty steamy around here. I AM ON ANOTHER MISSION! WOOT! LOOK OUT! STAND BACK! CRABBY GOT GAME!

At 8/31/2006 8:36 AM, Suze

You could try greasing his toys. LOL Do they have online parrot dating over there?

At 8/31/2006 12:18 PM, Unknown

Has that bird no shame?!!?!?!?

Time to search eBay for a mate for this dude...or alternatively you could go to the toy store and buy him a stuffed bird for him to oggle.

At 8/31/2006 12:28 PM, Crabby

LMAO, Suze. I didn't think of greasing his toys but it's a fine idea. ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha!

Tina, braggar! LOL! Did I mention I was air mailing Webby and his blue lover to you?

Kept, NO. He has no shame at all. Today Bob got to see him in action and all he could say was, "Ew." ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! The sound effects are hysterical. I may have to tape this and post it. Only then my blog would have an XXX rating.

At 8/31/2006 11:13 PM, Pat & Reg

Brings whole new meaning to the term "dirty bird"....

At 9/02/2006 8:34 AM, Roxi

you need some anti sex pills in your house!!

At 9/03/2006 12:45 AM, Spoony Quine

` My mommy used to have a pet bird that humped her hand!

` Hope the audio blog goes well!