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bonus....ebezp has offered up "freer sex" for the person casting the tie-breaker vote. Which will be (unless something goes very wrong and in my world that's not uncommon) the very next thumbs up vote cast.
If the tie breaker vote is cast by a man then...I am offering Milky up for free simulated phone sex.
crabby turns, throwing a cautious look over her shoulder, then runs like a cheetah on steroids.
Crabby!!!!!!!!!
Honey, I will indeed help you win any way I can, but we need to set some guidlines.....
First of all, Barman and myself have been in many situations where things could have gotten out of hand, but we just don't have the proper "chemistry" to make it happen...
Secondly, I will not have sex with anyone that has more facial hair than me..(Sorry Iris )
Thirdly, All encounters must be kept secret and off of any blogging posts, we can't have all of my "secrets" available to the public, rampant debauchery and coffee drinking would surely ensue.....
If those guidlines are followed, I will do my part to insure Victory for Crabby!!!
Just so you are not surprised, you need to get one more than the blog that is currently #1 to take over 1st place. First they look at the +n number. If that is tied then they look at the total votes. You have less total votes since less people voted thumbs down for you then for them.
You can do it!
Its funny, I have been watching how this thing works for almost 2 weeks. I know at least one of the thumbs down you got came from the Raymi camp I believe. I am guessing a bunch of the thumbs down they have came from other blogs as well although she does have some stalkers on her blog that do not like her. I think they should not count the thumbs down for or against you but just record that there were thumbs down. It would make that +number more meaningful as why vote thumbs down if it will not hurt the opponent unless you really ment they were bad.
Go Crabby....
ebezp. YEAH! Now we have europe and the US covered. WOOT!
Ok, you guys heard it here...ebezp is offering freer sex than G-man for a thumbs up vote for the cowpie field. It doesn't get better than that.
Barman, you mean I need 7 more??? YEEGADS! I've been humpin' my buns just to get 2 more. LOL!
Who else can I offer for sex? Lemme think. Lemme think. oooooooooooooooooo. I might have an idea.
Keep on a thinking there but no. As of this moment they have 62, you have 61. To take over first place you need to get 63 because of the way bloginterviewer does their math. Darn modern math and all. Anyway your almost there.
Oh and G-Man, I so understand. Now if that situation called for someone to go for a beer or even a coffee...
Iris, you sweet thing, you. I am so sure that G-man would give you a double just for the honor of being close to such a hottie.
Sign, that's so generous of you! I was wondering how I'd get the guy vote. Not that G doesn't have unisex appeal but...you know....LOL!
ARE YOU SERIOUS??? 5 VOTES AHEAD? NO WAY! How cool is this.
Damn, I smell my cabbage burning. I gotta scoot. But this is soooo cool!
Shell, thank you! Good thinkin on the manual labor. I hadn't thought of that one. I'll go pick up another bottle of vitamens for G-man.
Barman, too bad it's not already the end of the month, huh? LOL!
G....want me to get you some protein powder? It comes in flavors.
Gabby, sure. I know where dirk keeps his stash of snickers.
Wow You are in the lead, in fact 11 ahead do you think it was the freer sex or G’s cooking that did it! Superb stuff!!
Check your shoes before you leave.
If I vote Thumbs Up, can we just drop the free sex thing? PLEASE!
To cute.