Friday, October 05, 2007
Hi there neighbor! It's a beautiful day in the Crabbyhood. Would you be my friend?
for the next 40 something seconds, parental guidance suggested.

PS. Mrs. Crabby is not responsible for the really bad accent. She was in a hurry....er....had a cold.....and other stuff.

 
posted by Crabby at 5:18 AM |


26 Comments:


At 10/05/2007 6:30 AM, Blogger barman

OK, I knew that was coming but the way you did it your kept the gore down to a minimum. Nicely done. Thanks for the laugh to start my day.

 

At 10/05/2007 6:38 AM, Blogger Unknown

Sometime you da windshield; sometime you da bug.

 

At 10/05/2007 8:11 AM, Blogger MilkMaid

Can I have your autograph?

*hands Crabby the pen*

*wipes spit off the kooshball on the end*

 

At 10/05/2007 8:16 AM, Blogger Crabby

Barman, Why thank you. Thank you very much.

Nick, ain't it the truth?

Milky, well sure ya can, neighbor. Your pen's a little wet. Did ya know it?

 

At 10/05/2007 10:49 AM, Blogger Little Wing

Too friggin' funny!!!!!

 

At 10/05/2007 12:08 PM, Blogger tsduff

Well, the theme song gave away your plot... :) But well done I say. (it was just a movie, right? No ant was harmed during the filming, right?)

 

At 10/05/2007 12:18 PM, Blogger Crabby

Little Wing, so was your 55. LOL!

tsduff, flat as a pancake. ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha! I swear to you we're seeing dozens of those every day and we have terminex because we live in the woods. They can't get back out here till Monday cause apparently they're having a lot of calls on carpenter ants. They eat the wood in your house so....the little buggers are pretty much dead meat when I'm around.

 

At 10/05/2007 1:40 PM, Blogger Manny

I had ants before. I soaked them with hot sauce and could hear them yelling back to their troops "RETREAT!" Course it stained my floor a little, thank goodness it was the laundry room.

 

At 10/05/2007 2:07 PM, Blogger SignGurl

I thought Manny was the one who enjoyed stomping on ants?

 

At 10/05/2007 2:30 PM, Blogger Zen Wizard

I was waiting for the message that no animals were really harmed in the making of that movie.

 

At 10/05/2007 2:34 PM, Blogger jillie

Awwww man! I guess a chocolate cover ant is out of the question now ain't it!!! LOL...I watch it a couple of times. I am easily amused ;o) hahahahahahaha!

What's in store for DEAD ANT par deux?

Enjoy your football tomorrow...should be exciting. We're playing "fighting Ilini" whooot whooot!

 

At 10/05/2007 3:37 PM, Blogger lime

i laughed, i cried, i zipped up my sweater and changed my shoes.

 

At 10/05/2007 3:40 PM, Blogger Crabby

Manny, my ants like hot sauce. If you listen real close after you put it out, you can hear them shouting, "AREEBA!" No doubt thanks to these miserable black demons, I'll be sitting on the toilet one day and fall clean through to the basement cause they're eating my wood.
I always have feared death by toilet. I just figured I'd crap myself to death after cheap Mexican.

Sign, the whole family enjoys stomping ants. LOL! Some people like the food at the picnic. Some like go ant stomping.

Zen, yanno...I had that written in there and took it off. LOL! That ant's as dead as an ant can get.

Jillie, naw. There's not enough of him left to do much with but flush. LOL!
I AM gonna enjoy my football. I'm so into this I can hardly stand myself. I tried to get the Amish people to cough up a TV for me to check the scores on last weekend but there wasn't a TV set to be found. And you couldn't get a cell phone signal so calling for scores wasn't happening either. No pubs. No nothin.

 

At 10/05/2007 3:41 PM, Blogger Crabby

Lime, LMAO! I never know what you're gonna say next. ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

 

At 10/06/2007 6:10 AM, Blogger Vi

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ta for the giggle!

 

At 10/06/2007 9:31 AM, Blogger GAB

LOLOLOLOL that was so cute. I just knew it was coming but still..... Loved it thanks!

 

At 10/06/2007 11:58 AM, Blogger cathouse teri

You are the cutest little neighborhood host! Will you come do my next children's party?

 

At 10/06/2007 12:12 PM, Blogger Suze

But Crabby, what about the baby ants? *sob*

 

At 10/06/2007 5:57 PM, Blogger jillie

Oh man...talk about pain and suffering. We lost today to Ilini (BOOOO!) but hey, can't win them all. Just hoping my Packers kick some Bear butt tomorrow.

Hey..good luck with your game tonight...wooohoo! Should be an exciting since Ohio and Purdue are undefeated.

 

At 10/07/2007 1:55 AM, Blogger Spoony Quine

` I loves ants! They is tasty! Great video!
` Kitty thinks my hands is tasty... must go wtihout further elaboration. wheiehg help me!

 

At 10/08/2007 12:54 PM, Blogger Jahooni

poor little thing...

Now I feel bad for doing the same thing!

 

At 10/08/2007 2:33 PM, Blogger BTExpress

LOL! Now you only have 13 kizzillion and 7 more to go.

 

At 10/08/2007 4:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

I'm calling PETA right now dammit.

Besides, you can't kill off the star of your movie! ;)

 

At 10/09/2007 11:55 AM, Blogger jillie

How's that ant stomping going? Hey you know, that could be a new dance right? hahaha...

Yeah, I know...that was pretty pathetic but what I wanted to say originally didn't make sense either. SOOO...with that...I'm going to sign off...uh...bye bye!

;o))

 

At 10/09/2007 1:16 PM, Blogger Roxi

that poor little ant did nothing to you...

therefore I do somthing in return for the aunt..

you have officially been tagged.

see my site for details.

 

At 10/09/2007 1:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

lol..from the creative mind of crabby, you crack me up.:)
tc