Crabby's Cowpie Field

Monday, October 02, 2006

First I would like to sincerly thank the Amish (who will never see this cuz most of them don't have electricity). I was in Amish country all day, Friday, running freely about hither and yon, being me. And not one person was offended! Bless their hearts! They even laughed at my jokes. Ya gotta love em. A sense of humor and they can cook and build cool stuff. Actually once you get them loosened up, they are surprisingly funny.

I have pics but it's been a busy few days and I'm still catching up. Amish country all day Friday, kidney infection all day Saturday. Made a new and exciting plan on Sundy (still working on it). Had medical tests and got finger hair today. The usual, yadda yadda.

But I leave you with this thought which, oddly enough I found on a sign in..... Taaaa daaaaaaa. Amish country. There was only one sign like it and I bought it, cuz the odds of ever seeing a sign like this again in Amish country are eeensy bitty.

This sign mostly heartly represents my exact feelings on friendship.

A GOOD FRIEND WILL COME AND BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL .......BUT A TRUE FRIEND WILL BE SITTING NEXT TO YOU SAYING, "DAMN, THAT WAS FUN!"

posted by Crabby at 1:08 PM |

16 Comments:

At 10/02/2006 2:13 PM, barman

Why don't they just come out and say that we should all be drinking a glass a day of cranberry juice. It sure would help the the UTI that we get. Hope you are doing better.

Let me leave you with this thought. Not everyone can be a true friends or you would never get bailed out. Here is hoping for the perfect mix.

At 10/02/2006 3:29 PM, MilkMaid

Antiseptic fruit?

At 10/02/2006 3:40 PM, Anonymous

` Yes. Cranberry juice is good. But antiseptic fruit? I don't get it.

` Well, that sounds more exciting than my HNT with the Rocky Horror wackos.

At 10/02/2006 4:08 PM, granny got game

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At 10/02/2006 4:09 PM, Crabby

Barman, good point! I hadn't though of that one. I have had so much cranberry juice my nose is turning purple.

Milky and Seequin. Antiseptic from all the medical hoopla. Fruity from the hair people who keep spraying fruit scented crap on my hair every time I get it cut. I swear when I leave that place I attract

At 10/02/2006 4:27 PM, Anonymous

` ...attract what? Fruit bats?

At 10/02/2006 4:33 PM, MilkMaid

Fruit flys.

heh!

Cranberry juice helps sooo much!

At 10/02/2006 4:34 PM, MilkMaid

And hurry up with those pictures, grasshoppa!

At 10/02/2006 9:18 PM, GAB

Yes I have seen that sign before and now wish I had purchased it. It truely describes me! I will be sitting right next to you. And if you didnt think of it I know I did.(what got us in jail in the first place lol)

At 10/02/2006 11:05 PM, Anonymous

OH! When you said you feel like antiseptic fruit, I though you had a desire to suck on an aloe vera leaf.

Yep...Cranberry juice. Goes very well with Vodka.

At 10/02/2006 11:06 PM, Anonymous

My mistake....you said 'smell like' not 'feel like'.

Hmmm.

Think I should go now.

At 10/03/2006 9:29 AM, Roxi

that poor amish school..

* sigh *

what is this world coming to?

At 10/03/2006 10:01 AM, Rainypete

I have friends like that. It's fun!

As for the Amish, they were probably offended but given the fact that you are an outsider they just consoled themselves with the simple fact that you would eventually leave.

At 10/03/2006 11:55 AM, Suze

crabby, sorry to hear you have been ill. I hope you are feeling better, I know those damn infections can really take you down. *hugs*

Can you tell me what finge hair is, I'm confused and it doesn't take much. lol

At 10/03/2006 1:45 PM, Anonymous

` Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. Finger hair!?

` Well, if you need cheering up, check out the wonderful/horrible things going on in the first few entries in my blog! There are transsexuals and drag queens and me beating the crap out of a whale spirit! I even stole your idea of HNT!

At 10/03/2006 4:08 PM, Crabby

Hi, guys!

Seequin, fruit bats? LMAO! Milky, I'm gettin to it. I've been busy. I did something.

Gab, what ever it was that got us in jail, I bet you did it. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

Miss Understood, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha! You are my people. Confused and not afraid to shout out the wrong answers. We could be twins. Since we're related now, can I borrow the boa?

Roxi, I didn't hear about that till last night. I think it's just awful!

Pete, you're such a brat! Now see, "you" could be Gareth's brother. He's a brat too. LOL!

Denny, Jessica told me she'd spent time with you but I was sure she was lying! I even told her, "Denny would never waste his time on you, Jess." Dang. Now I have to call her and say sorry.

Suze, I am on the mend but can't sit in my chair here for very long yet. "almost" I'm getting very close to being back to me. Can't wait!
Finger hair is what I call hair that you can just blow dry and shake out with your fingers. I'm growing mine out long again and they're layering the back so it hangs in waves or something. Half the time I don't know what those beauty gals are talking about. LOL!

SEEquin, a whale spirit? LOL! I get sick for a couple of days and you start messin with whale spirits and transexuals.
You've been hanging around Granny too long. LMAO!