I have been commanded by the men in my life to seek estrogen like.....YESTERDAY! LOL!

They can't take it anymore.

But I'm actually beginning to mellow. I haven't said a swear (out loud) all day. I haven't called the MIL any names. And I haven't threatened one little kid....yet. I do have to go to the market today. Sadly, there will undoubtedly be tykes there in those dumb as.......I mean to say...those carts with the cars attached. HATE EM'! Ankle busters.

But really, I'm much better.

I was evil yesterday but... I'm a real sweetie today.

BTW. Good to see another attack on the nipple hater. Who hates nipples? What a freak!

Bet I know who this is. If it's her, she hates everything.

Isn't today Senior Citizen Hell-Day? Watch for Iris, she's a bitch with those carts.

Iris, and a menopausal Crab out in the world on the same day. That's gonna make the news.

Look...it's just you and me again LMAO...where the hell is everybody? Working or what???

Can a person "catch" menopause, simply from reading about it??? If so I'm giving it BACK!!!! Or, is it kinda like when a bunch of wimmens are together in one office, and they all cycle in unison, perhaps?? I swear ever since you have been talking about this stuff, I've been stifling HOT at night - wutz up....they do call ya Doc Crabby....rite??

I wonder what they would do if you were run into and just turned around and, real quick like, just tipped their cart right over, then turn back around and go about your business. Now I know Crab could get away with it but could I. I mean if they tell anyone then I am just going to deny it. Who they going to believe, someone having a senior moment or a fine outstanding citzen of this fair community? I know I am really stretching it on that last statement but...

Milky, that cartoon is hilarious! Bwhahahaha!!!

Milkmaid, stop being such an insufferable douchebag!

I just got back from the hospital to see my daughter Peter's brand new saline breasts. Good lord, it's weird. Do not poke and prod me, dear, or you will taste my shoe.

` This post made me think of a comic strip that pertains mostly to your previous post.
` Maybe you really do have menopausal superpowers?

` BTW, you'd never believe what Dr. Nociceptor has been doing....

Lovely

Hump Day rocks. Humping on Hump day is even better. In fact, humping on any day is quite good.

Iris has a potty mouth.

` Lol, Milkmaid! I almost thought you said 'Iris has a purty mouth.' Um...

` Also, I've come back to find, confusingly, that my last comment implies that Crabby wrote this post, even though it's obvious that you wrote it.
` I guess that's my habit of responding to Crabby writing posts, even though I was responding to her comments. Weird!
` But I really think she may possibly get a kick out of the comic.

LMFAO!!! Poor sperm. Oh well, better luck next time boys (I think!) :P