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Since she was long gone by the time I found that. I'll just address it here.
Dear Anonymous,
I am a 55 year old woman who blogs and plays video games. I have my own super-hero cape, wear red sneakers, and belch in public. I'm immature? DOH! Who told?
Lady please! I never professed to be anything else. And I don't want to depress you but it's not likely at this point that growing up is ever gonna happen for me, personally.
However, as a favor to you, I will not run with today's post. "THE ADVENTURES OF FART WOMAN".
That said, I take um bridge at your complaint regarding the word nipple. It's a body part. And unless I miss my guess you have two. Look down. So what's the problem? Don't you like yours? Did someone attack you with a giant nipple when you were a child? Some nipples are even used to nurture babes. Not mine personally. But.....they still come in handy, if you know what I mean. Though I get the feeling you don't.
Here's an idea. If you don't like what I write, don't come here. Not that you aren't welcome. But I can pretty much promise you, intelligent and insightful....aren't in the forecast for the Cowpie Field. Now off you go. And don't forget to check your shoes.
Crabby
Oh for goodness sakes! I know who this is!! I've told her once and I've told her twice and I'll tell her one more time ....... MUM, STAY OFF CRABBY'S BLOG!!!
There you go, problem sorted. Any other problems you need this green superhero to sort out for you???
Going away to rub my nipples some more. Mmmmmmmm *pinch*. Ohhhh I have two! Double the fun .....
UGH!!! PTOOEY PTOOOEY! SPIT SPIT CHOKE!
Jake is not seeing my chesticles! thank you very much! ICK!
why, you're just......offensive. That's what!
sayyyy, what's your opinion on a butt tattoo? Something classy, of course.
PS. Does a nipple ring require a sharp object? Will it be fast? Or will I have time to scream like a moose with it's balls caught in a vise?
At 4/18/2007 9:44 AM, 
Iris VonKornea
Listen here Milk Maid, this is why I say you are mean to me.
Nipples are a god given part of the human anatomy meant to nurture children. (though I hope to god it's not what made my daugther Peter chop of his testicles... in favor of CHESTICLES! Peter is scheduled for his first breast implants a week from Friday. I got an e-mail from him describing the tattooing process for the nipple area. That's right anonymous, I am a centurian and yet I am not so uptight that I can't talk to my son about his breast implants and nipple tatoos. I was born in the Victorian era, for christ's sake! Why the fuck are you so uptight!)
Crabby is the nicest, cleanest girl on the Internet. I, for one, am happy to SEE her writing about nipples, rather than exposing them all over the World Wide Web. But, to each her own. I have a number of slutty tarts who visit me at my Internet Diary now, and perhaps I need to reeavluate my opinion. They are nice girls even if they lack the proper breast support.
Some of them are even sending me panties so I can break out of this shithole.
What was I saying? Who the hell is this asshole yammering about the nipples? For Christssake, I think Henry crapped himself again.
At 4/18/2007 12:17 PM, BTExpress
My one and only complaint was right after I showed the picture of me mooning someone. As you know, that didn't stop me. ;-)
Now to further offend the anonymous complainer; nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, penis!
Mone, where are your tats?
Iris, I think I love you. I also think I know who anonymous is. Pretty good idea. You know, personally I've always had a fondness for the NIPPLE. I find NIPPLES to be one of the more fun body parts. And they multi-task.
I do hope you'll tell us all about Petra's new nipples when they're all done. I know I would love to hear ALL about it.
BT. I did the mooning pic thing too! LOL! Yeegads! We're both scandalous. Gotta love that. So how are your NIPPLES feeling today? Good?
Sign, have I had a day, baby. And I think you'll totally "get it" once I'm up to posting about it. In the meantime ....have a NIPPLE of a good day.
I'm going to go an NIPPLE on some dinner here soon.
Dear Anon,
You may want to back the ef up babe and go get yourself educated on who Crab really is. She is my sister and I don't find her offensive at all and believe me, Crab works very hard at trying to offend me.
As for the nipple post below, I'm sorry she posted your picture. I tried to talk her out of it, but once she get's started, there is just no stopping her.
Now let's get back to talking nipples. I for one, love mine. They are right up there where they belong and they bring me much pleasure. I especially love it when I enter a meeting full of men and my girls are standing at attention and saluting. Want to know a secret? I purposely wear white blouses to these meetings.
Now why don't you go put your nipples to good use and find a cure for breast cancer or something like that.
Also, don't be afraid to use your real name or even your screen name. Crab can take it. We can all take it, after all, none of us are going anywhere anytime soon, so you may want to just play nice and join in the fun. We will not hold grudges.
Sincerely,
Man Eater
Check your shoes before you leave.
Demeaning to women? Offensive??
AHAHAHAHAHAHA obviously this person hasn't surfed here that long or they'd have been offended long ago.
Iris, IS THAT YOU?