OMG...the old people are pretending to be in a western?

I guess you're done shoveling food into your face?

Lauren....unlike you young clumsies....we old folk can eat and type at the same time. Plebbbbt
Ho!

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Ho...is that what you use to clear away the fast food wrappers on your way to the refrigerator or is that just like a nickname?

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Is this off topic???????

GET ON TOPIC PEOPLE.

Is Lauren related to someone we know....somebody that shows her panties on the world wide web???? Has crotch flies?

Who deleted?

If you delete again, it is gone forever.

I learned that from JQ.

DOUBLE DELETE CRAB!!

Wait I thought off topic was on topic here. How can you be off topic?

Listen Skank, and yes I'm talking to you lauren dear. Hopefully you'll get to live as long as we old people and you'll realize what a dumbass you are.

I like being a deputy. It's alot more fun than being a gray shirt.

Hey look...Barman and I are on each other's blogs. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! How cool are we?

Milky, who should I double delete? I don't know unless somebody tells me cause...I'm too dumb.

Manny, being a deputy is a big responsibility. Ask Sheriff Milk E. Maid. She lost the jail keys. Now we have no place to put our prisoner. (who btw...we haven't caught yet)

Oh I am sure JQ will be right over here to tell you who to delete. And where to go. He's good at that.

Take that back, I did not lose the keys.

Phew. That's a relief. I was afraid I'd have to think for myself.

You did too!

I have my own set of keys. Copied the sheriff's set while she was passed out on the job. LOL

You know what, guys? This guy isn't fun anymore. He's just a jerk. Does anybody here know who JQ75 even is? Because I sure don't.

Why is he hanging around, making false accusations, and being a general pain in the butt?

I'm sorry but this is getting old now. It's time to start deleting this guy and anybody he's associated with. I don't need the headache.

looks like the heifers are back from their mid-afternoon feeding.

Manny here's some free advice. Real females don't call themselves names like "Manny". You're not fooling anyone, we know you're an old perverted guy posing as a female because it's the only way you can feel close to them.

Well, I'm off to go be young and smokin' hot some more.

TTYL!! :)

Ewww...I just went over to Manny's blog...GROSS

Don't worry Manny. I blew up this gal's pic. She has a unibrow.

Lauren, what a pretty name. I bet your daddy named you that about 9 years before he started having sex with you.

I bet you didn't just hit my blog.

OMG that old guy Manny is totally creeping me out.

I can pluck my unibrow but you soggy old dust bags can never be young and have a hot body like me.

You wish you could like like us on your best day

The health department just called. They said you do have genetal herpes. and that's a wort on your butt not a mole

Ok...if it's restoring law and order, it doesn't sound like much fun. BUT...if yer on the other side, count me in!!

;o) Manny...you rock...kick some ass! lol

lauren probably has dark roots too! lol

Do you mean "warts"?

PS...I used the IP address I got from you looking at my profile to find you real photo online.

Here it is!

smooches

Jillie-Right on time girl!

Lauren-I didn't bother looking at your profile. What a pathetic young woman you are.

That's what this is about for you huh? You need attention and just don't know how to get it.

Jillie, did you know I have oral sex on my blog? It's true. I know cuz this guy JQ75...he told me so, just before he called us all hypocrites.

We just gotta find it. LOL!

um...about the law...we're...kind of...well, what's that expression? Oh yeah....bogus.

I'm gonna blow up Laurens face for you guys. You'll be shocked what she really looks like.

I can't wait to see that Crabby.

Oh, can the psycho babble grandma. We both know I get plenty of attention. It's the old ladies with the giant asses and big thighs who have all ruined their bodies by having kids that need attention. That's why they start blogs and have cute little cartoon avatars that resemble the way they wish they looked.

The Internet is for people who are young and hot like me. All of you old people just get in the way. Go sit in front of Court TV and eat cheetos and drink diet coke or something.

Milkmaid...I got your IP too. Wanna know where you live?

Crabby, I brought handcuffs. Need me to use them?

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I have your IP too crabby. I found some very interesting photos of you.

wanna see?

Lauren-Your daddy's out front blowing his er...horn for you. Run along now. You wouldn't want to be grounded.

sign-I want the handcuffs.

Crab-I'll be adding handcuff's to my Christmas list.

I just threw up in my mind from that picture. Now I have to sleep with the light on. On second thought, if I had to see that face, I'd rather it be dark.

Daddy's little girl

Hey Manboobs, isn't Judge Joe Brown on or something?

I bet her momma is so proud.

Sign...yep...I reckon we're gonna have to cuff her up. Let Milky keep the key. She has a habit of losing them.

Um...say Lauren...you got a face like a baboons buttocks, did ya know it?

Would you like to know how I know so much about you?

Or...

Would you like to know how much I know about you?

That's funny, power-schnoz. But that's not really my face, that's a 4th grade level cut and paste.

I do have photos for those who are interested, but they are not free.

Email me.

I knew it! She's trying to sell porn.

Hey Manboobs, I think your frozen TV dinner is ready.

I don't have any porn, but I will show off my totally hot body to make a little money.

Jealous much?

Lauren-I am rubber and you are glue.
Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

and you're ugly

and smelly

you belong in a group home

Ham sandwich!

I wouldn't pay for porn that bad! I get mine for free. Hell, I make my own.

yea! What sign said

My cats could make better porn than princess Lauren could. The Call of Nature.

She must have left. Poor little darling just couldn't keep up with us. LOL

Okay, this nutter is sounding like someone posting comments on my infamous post last week, but under a different name. (and on other peoples blogs)

Which tree are all these nuts falling from? Cause I reckon it's all connected. One big trunk with a load of branches.

I am trying to stay out of this more or less as all that is someone says something to hurt the other person and then it is returned back to that person. Much like a ping pong game. There just are no facts to back up much of what is being said.

Sorry to pick on you Lauren but you know, while you may look, smokin' did you say? In 10 to 20 years you will no longer have your looks. Hopefully you have more to fall back on than just your looks. You know some day you will be just like the people you are trying to pick on now. I know you are just trying to defend John but you know, I just thought isn't John old too.

This is not being said in a mean way or to attack you. Sorry if it is taken that way.

Hmmm… Is this, uh, relationship with Barman, uh, platonic?

John?

Ewww..I don't even know John. I don't care about John. I'm just sick of old gross people getting in the way when they should be like working or something. Or knitting.

I came to blogger because everyone on myspace was just like totally creepy or a major loser. And then everybody over here is like all old and saggy and when they fart little clouds of dust probably go "poof".

oh yeah like i really can't keep up. unless you blue hairs are planted in rolly chairs you probably aren't going anywhere anyway.

ugh

hello?

is this thing on?

I'm going to go look at myself in the mirror for awhile.

and thank God that I'm not old and crusty.

Lauren, Honey, don't hurt yourself. You should really save your brain for the few times you need it.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA! Sign, you're killin me! So is Nick.

Well, I ordered myself up one of those...hubbers. I can't go everywhere really fast on my new hubber when it comes.

Look who's up from their romp with da er...nap. Wipe your chin lauren dear.

What do you have when you have nut's on the wall?

Wall nuts.

You old folk sure get boring after 10 p.m.

Can anyone say geritol?

ahhhhh ah ah ah ah

I'm bored again.

can't we all just get along?

Blessed be the peace maker.

Well...ummm...I....Ah..... just dont know what to say! lololol

Noone knows why!

DELETE DELETE DELETE!

Right now Crabby, delete all this off topic flaming crap.

Or I will post porn on your blog and force you to find it. Like where's Waldo.

Milky, this thread must never be deleted! This is history.

Psssttt...I already spammed this blog with p0rn.

sniff....sniff......

THAR'S PORN HIDDEN ON THIS HERE BLOG! I kin smell it.

PORN HUNT!

We gonna tear this place apart till we find it! We're gonna find it and we're gonna............watch it...with chips.

You all just left me last night. I was pumped and going strong. I said pumped not pumping. LOL

I just love a good fight.

Well Manny,I am sorry. But us dusty old ladies must sleep to keep up with the Britney's of the internet.

Sigh.

It ain't easy being .... me.

And do you really go to the Springer site to pick fights??

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA....

She really does. She's a sicko. Probably she's the one that hid that porn on my blog. Her and Sign...and Roxie, and probably Jillie hid some .... oh and betcha Slick snuck a little in. then there's that stuff I embedded in my header. It's like one of those magic pictures. You have to look real close at the header till your eyes cross...then you can see it.

looks like the dried up old bags have emerged from slumber...

Did the saggy milk lady have an extra cup of coffee this morning?

It all started Christmas Eve in 2006 around 7 a.m.. I had a lot of wrapping to do, but wanted to play on blog instead. None of you were here for me so I went to the J S site.

They had a thread where everyone was hating on Steve. I fought over there for about 3 month's. LOL Honest.

I even put my avatar up and my blog addy on my profile. I made a couple of friends, but mostly enemies. hehe

Now that I've had a chance to see Steve's show, I feel I should go back and apologize because his show sucks!

Lauren-Do you kiss your daddy with that potty mouth of yours?

Lauren .... you love me, don't you?

I love you because I know that you are old and probably going to die soon.

ugh

Well..come rub my feet.

Oh man I love a good foot rub. When Jake was living with me, he would rub my feet almost everynight.

I would lay with my feet in his lap. He used my lavender oil.

If you want a good foot rub, ask Jake not dumbass lauren.

ohhhhhmy.......

WTF? Lauren give good....foot rubs?

Jodes-don't be scairt. We got this! LOL

sign-she probably would if you asked her nicely.

Can't we all just get along?

And why doesn't anyone want to fight on my blog?

I like to have my feet rubbed. I'll even put a little hankie over my fungus toe first so Lauren doesn't have to look at it.

I've been moving furniture.

That mask is gross...it looks like one of those shape-shifters on Deep Space Nine.

Now you have proof I'm a total geek.

Emma...I like Deep Space Nine! LOL!

Manny, really? I've been workin' on the movie from Barman's visit. It's uploading now.

` It's an ukari!