Friday, October 12, 2007
Disclaimer: The following movie may be too sexually stimulating for some people. View with caution. And remember gentlemen, I'm only one woman and I'm spoken for. So don't send flowers or expensive gifts. Money is ok. Cause that's just like paying when you go to the movies. No big deal.
I must say after viewing this myself, Bob is a lucky man. A man that lucky, might be inclined to buy his amazingly hot wife ..... oh..... like an i touch or something. You know ..... just sayin'...it would be a nice gesture.



 
posted by Crabby at 5:37 AM |


33 Comments:


At 10/12/2007 8:05 AM, Blogger Unknown

Well, Crabby, now you're a movie star. Considering how long it took me to watch that clip with this damned dial up connection, you must realize how much I luvs ya, babe.

 

At 10/12/2007 8:23 AM, Blogger barman

I am with Nick. Now I do not have a dialup connection but when I first saw this there was a link to YouTube but then I tried to view the link and it dissapeared. Luckily I had another window open that had the link still.

Woo Hoo! It was all the best of Crab. I felt like I was looking at a memorioal video for a while there. You are just to much Crabby. I just might have to go in for a stress test after that. I half expected to see the bowling but I do not remember, was that Fred that was bowling instead of you?

Oh well I just might have to sneek one of those hot peppers up next to your name on my blog now.

Hot Momma!!!

 

At 10/12/2007 8:32 AM, Blogger Kingcover

Oh that really turned me on. All I need to do now is find the off switch. I know it's around here some where :-)

 

At 10/12/2007 9:17 AM, Blogger Vi

Oh baby, you are so hot, you may make me wanna turn!....

to men.

*bwahahaha*

Exactly you do have seriously good legs!

 

At 10/12/2007 9:19 AM, Blogger MilkMaid

*speechless*

 

At 10/12/2007 10:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Dang girl....all I got to say is Bob better be grateful! :)

 

At 10/12/2007 10:52 AM, Blogger Iris VonKornea

You make me want to go twiddle my nasty dried out bean.

 

At 10/12/2007 11:41 AM, Blogger Little Wing

Crabby that was HOT!
I almost wanted to jump your bones but then remembered I don't swing that way!
HOT BABY, HOT!

 

At 10/12/2007 12:32 PM, Blogger Crabby

Nick, aw, I love you too. And Alex too, of course. Actually, Alex is pretty hot, himself. He needs his own HNT.

Barman, MEMORIAL! GASP! CHOKE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA! Now, knock that off!
Oh I bowled too. Fact, I was damned good at it. But I couldn't figure out a way to bowl and tape myself at the same time. LOL!
I'd like a hot pepper next to my name. I've spent the last 56 years of my life tryin' to shake the goofy tomboy girl image. But....all that girly girl stuff....ICK!

King, I think you are turned on...your body just hasn't caught up with the turn on cells in your brain yet. My particular sexiness is absorbed slowly. LOL! YA BRAT!

Vi, I can teach some moves if ya want. LOL! You know, I did take the pic of me as a pig eating pizza out. I should get some kinda sexual plus points for that.

Milky, don't you wanna call dibs on my chicken hat?

Slick, yeah! Yeah! He should, really. How many guys get to spend every day with me? Huh? That's worth...maybe even an i touch and a game machine.

Iris, your bean isn't dried out. Ethel's is. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!
Oh...wait....how would I know that? EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Little Wing, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha! You are the sweetest, cutest, kid. I SWEAR! I get such a kick out of you.

 

At 10/12/2007 12:38 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

Autograph?

 

At 10/12/2007 12:49 PM, Blogger Manny

I love it! I want to make one. Teach me

 

At 10/12/2007 12:50 PM, Blogger Manny

Let's make one of me tomorrow at lunch.

 

At 10/12/2007 12:54 PM, Blogger Crabby

Manny, Sure, I'll teach ya. It's easier on my computer but...we maybe can work that out. I can bring one or something.

We'll get some stuff tomorrow. I'll bring the video camera. I wanna do one with Squirrel too. She'd die!

 

At 10/12/2007 12:59 PM, Blogger Crabby

Milky...what is this you're tryin to get me to sign? It looks like......oh no! You are not gettin me twice. I bought that old farm down the road from you once. Odd thing...the people who live there said it wasn't yours to sell!
And I want my 20 bucks back too!

 

At 10/12/2007 1:04 PM, Blogger Manny

We most definitely need to get Squirrel. Then I'll invite her over and show her our deed.

 

At 10/12/2007 2:56 PM, Blogger SignGurl

I almost peed my pants when I watched this. I had to call both of my girls over. They both thought you were 25 years old. They could not believe you were that hot at 56.

Now I want to make one too!

 

At 10/12/2007 3:02 PM, Blogger cathouse teri

You are a killer fun gal, Crabby! He is TOTALLY lucky!

Secksi!

 

At 10/12/2007 3:28 PM, Blogger Crabby

Manny, I'm doing them for Christmas for you guys anyhow because I still have pics from sister's day out and all your hospital ones. But I need more. Especially of Squirrel. It's hard to get a shot of her without a dog in her lap. We're sooo gonna team up on this.

Sign, 25? For real? LOL! Give those sweethearts a big kiss and hug from aunt Crabby who loves them VERY much.
You SHOULD make one and maybe even do one for the girls for Christmas. It's a fun way to record your memories. And I'd love to see yours. I'm scanning around 5,000 pics now and repairing them for Bob's family. Then I plan on making Christmas gifts for them. To be able to capture memories and keep them forever is a very cool thing.

Cat! I've been missing you, kid! I have a feeling you're just as fun. LOL!

 

At 10/12/2007 4:55 PM, Blogger SIMON

What can I say Crabby, absolutely brilliant. Don't let fame change you girl! You rock!!!

 

At 10/12/2007 5:08 PM, Blogger Crabby

Ebezp, Awww. Thanks. I don't think anybody's ever referred to the stuff I do as brilliant before. I'll carry that one with me for life. It felt pretty darn nice.

 

At 10/12/2007 6:02 PM, Blogger Roxi

you are 100% retarded.

I love you for it.

 

At 10/12/2007 7:00 PM, Blogger GAB

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok wait wait I gotta catch my breath! Oh crabby you've out did yourself. I loved it. (btw..Ive got some family pics up myself and on my cuz's robins blog go check it out)

 

At 10/13/2007 6:07 AM, Blogger Crabby

Roxi, Now...retarded I get a lot. LOL!

Gabby, I checked out your pics and left a commnt. Can't believe you had the same bangs I did back then. LOL! Our parents must have learned their bang trimming technique at the same place.

 

At 10/13/2007 11:14 AM, Blogger Suze

Who said that we redheads don't have fun. Love the video. BTW did I see a pig? ;)

 

At 10/13/2007 11:26 AM, Blogger Mone

Love it, Love it, Love it!!! That song exually gave me almost the same ideas, but my internetconnection is to slow :(
But for you, baby, I waited and watched it all. You rock!!!

 

At 10/13/2007 12:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

LMAO..you are too much crabby, funny funny I love it.:)
tc

 

At 10/14/2007 2:02 PM, Blogger Spoony Quine

` Wow, Crabby! Looks like everyone's into you! Even Pit Licker!
` Lou Ryan just saw your profile pic and said 'is that Crabby's daughter?'
` He really thought so!!

` BTW... he almost was killed by thugs yesterday... we had the most shocking escape!

 

At 10/15/2007 1:45 AM, Blogger Cazzie!!!

Wow, so now does this make you all famous and stuff? Because if it does I want it made clear to the World that I am your friend :) Of course, a 5% commision fee will be sent to my nom inated account (winks)
Honestly, that was so cool, and to see you laugh and have fun, that is great :)

 

At 10/15/2007 1:57 PM, Blogger BTExpress

Woooooeeeeee! That's about as sexy as a cold six pack of Bud on a hot July day! No, make that two six packs! And I don't mean that Bud lite crap!

 

At 10/15/2007 4:51 PM, Blogger Zen Wizard

Yes, that is one lucky man...I'll bet he has to just "shake off the hatah's" at least three times a day.

 

At 10/16/2007 8:24 AM, Blogger G-Man

Oh Baby!!
Red-Heads Rock indeed!
Funny
Talented
Creative
Beautiful
Sexy...Thats our Crabby!
xoxoxox

 

At 10/16/2007 11:57 AM, Blogger jillie

OMG...that is the BEST! You are schmokin!

nice legs girl!

 

At 10/17/2007 11:40 PM, Blogger nikki

i'm speechless. i mean, this video is beyond funny. you are so brave to put yourself out there like that. what i wanna know is, what dude wants a raw girlfriend? that sounds dry and painful.