Tuesday, October 23, 2007
What thee bloody hell?

First I get a one word comment from Melissa which I can only assume is more of an advertisement for her porn site than an actual comment. Then Vi sends everyone to her blog to read all about LW and is she or isn't she who she says. Then I get a comment from another person I don't know tellin' me what the hell to delete on my own blog.

Do I look like a friggin infomercial here?

For the record, I don't give a care who is and who isn't who they say they are. I'm just here to have fun. And I don't want my blog used as a marketing tool! So knock that crap off!

If you people want to get all lathered up over b.s. that doesn't mean anything, feel free. But not here.

For the record, I LIKE Little Wing. I like the things she writes and her comments everywhere have always been kind. Actually, I don't dislike any of you. But trust me when I tell you, life will kick you in the ass plenty all by it's self without you all trying to stir each other up over nothing.

Now you children go outside and play nice and let me get back to getting well.

PS. JQ, is this good enough for you? Have I been clear? I hope so because I'm not going to go through all those comments and try to figure out who should and who should not be deleted. I have other stuff to do.

Addendum: I told Bob about this stuff and he asked to see the Melissa post. I showed him and his reaction.....

"Wow. She's hot!"

Now he wants me to see if there's a muscular guy on that porn site that has a big wanker and tell everybody it's him. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha!
So from now on... ya don't have to call him Bob....you can just call him....Big Wanker Guy.

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posted by Crabby at 11:16 AM |


50 Comments:


At 10/23/2007 11:46 AM, Blogger MilkMaid

You're so hot when you get pissed off.

AHAHAHAHA...now, go get well!

 

At 10/23/2007 12:21 PM, Blogger Crabby

It does make for kinda come hither blush, huh?

Gotta admit...I turn my own self on a little.

 

At 10/23/2007 12:45 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

Ok....so, can I tell you who to delete?

Um..hmmmm, lessee....oh I have it. I want you to delete all of Iris' posts. She's such a mean old bitch and she smells like fish sticks.

 

At 10/23/2007 12:58 PM, Blogger SignGurl

Milkmaid, you have been seriously missed!! Ahahaha!

Crabby, I've made my first movie (although I got much better at it than this first attempt. You are my mentor.

 

At 10/23/2007 1:25 PM, Blogger barman

Yea I was kind of ticked at the whole thing exploding myself but what ever, I was entertained for a little. Then to be told to delete something and do it this way, not just that. It was probably well intended but it just felt like a dumb thing to do and it was not even on my blog.

I vote to keep Iris. Milky always did have it in for her. Now Rodney however... 8)

 

At 10/23/2007 1:40 PM, Blogger Unknown

Ah, so you’ve been getting some of the same crap I’ve been getting. At least, Crabby, I don’t feel alone. Now, let’s all get on with bloggin’! (As Alex would say, “OK?”)

 

At 10/23/2007 1:46 PM, Blogger Crabby

Milky, Noooo! Ya brat! You can't tell me what to do. LMAO!

Besides, I kinda like Iris. She makes cute crinkly noises when she walks.

Sign, did you post it? I'll come see. We're leaving in just a minute but soon as I get back I'll be over. This is exciting!

Barman, Wait'll you see the addendum I'm adding to this post after bringing bob in on it. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!

Nick, Oh MAN! Do I ever hear ya about getting on with blogging.
I mean, who here is exactly who they say they are anyhow? I dunno how to break to everyone but...my name isn't really crabby and I don't live in a Cowpie Field. GASP!

 

At 10/23/2007 1:54 PM, Blogger barman

You don't live in a cowpie field? I am crushed, simply crushed! Oh wait, I know where you live... never mind. You do, however, live by a skunk field, house, burm, what ever. That has to count for something.

 

At 10/23/2007 2:02 PM, Blogger Crabby

Barman, true. Annnnd...I did get kissed by a cow....well, it was a bull but...it still counts.

I might do a post outing everybody. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha! Just think of the possibilities.

I'm gonna start with you and Milky. Cuz I KNOW you don't work in a bar. LOL!

 

At 10/23/2007 2:04 PM, Blogger Crabby

PS. Um...I don't have to clean for ya this weekend, right? LOL! You're like...used to the hairballs and stuff now?

And I promise not to gasp like a carp on dry land. My breathing is getting much better since I started learning how to chill out. Ya just gotta work the brain. That's all. Walk in the park.

 

At 10/23/2007 2:15 PM, Blogger SIMON

What's up Crabby because I'm such a travel whore, I go away for a dirty weekend and come back and youre all angry and pissy!
Crabby it is fun and them that don't subscribe to that are missing out big style.

big wanker guy....LMAO!

 

At 10/23/2007 2:16 PM, Blogger Vi

Sorry about that Crabby. Hey at least it entertained the folks for a bit and got Bob all flustered huh?

My toys are firmly put back in my pram now.

 

At 10/23/2007 4:02 PM, Blogger Crabby

ebezp, dirty weekend? Do tell. No. Really. DO TELL. LOL!
yanno, E.... these young pups are still in training. I figure I'm kinda the drill Sargent around here. I'll get 'em whipped into shape yet.

Vi, well, ok then. You can come back outa your room. But I've got my eye on you, youngin'. You children are wearin' me out. I'm gonna need a bigger stick.

 

At 10/23/2007 4:19 PM, Blogger SignGurl

I ♥ Bob! You too, Crabby!

 

At 10/23/2007 4:34 PM, Blogger Crabby

Sign, you really have to come see me some day when Barman comes. Or maybe you, Barman, and G, Bob and I, (and Manny if we can talk her into it) could all meet up half way? Where is half way anyhow?
Michigan isn't "that" far away. And I promise...I will NOT embarrass anybody....maybe G...but that's all.

 

At 10/23/2007 4:45 PM, Blogger BTExpress

Seven stitches? LMAO at that. Read my reply to your comment and see if you can top that total! LMAO!

 

At 10/23/2007 4:47 PM, Blogger Crabby

Damned if that doesn't sound like a challenge.
Ok, big guy...I'm on my way.

 

At 10/23/2007 5:24 PM, Blogger barman

Don't worry about me. Nothing embarrassing lying around like from Big Wanker Guy and I will be all set. Dust bunnies, ha! 'sides, anything that does not look right just blame on Lucy. Isn't that what you have pets for?

Oh and for half way ...

Start SignGurl/Barman
End Toledo, OH US

Total Est. Time: 1 hour, 50 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 117.99 miles


Start Crabby
End Toledo, OH US

Total Est. Time: 2 hours, 19 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 137.24 miles

We just live a little ways apart is all.

 

At 10/23/2007 5:36 PM, Blogger GAB

Now this makes me wonder if somehow they figured out my password and deleted my blog and an entry on the new one. Makes you wonder thats for sure. And I agree let them be who they want fake or real or cares? I read the ones I like and I happen to not only like you but lw as well. so there(sticking out tongue) :)
and say hi to Big Wanker HUGS!!!

 

At 10/23/2007 5:36 PM, Blogger barman

Oops, found something closer to even...

Start SignGurl/Barman
End Bowling Green, OH US

Total Est. Time: 2 hours, 7 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 136.71 miles



Start Crabby
End Bowling Green, OH US

Total Est. Time: 2 hours, 1 minute
Total Est. Distance: 116.50 miles

When is Ohio going to set faster speed limits? See how much farther Sign and I would have to go and still be traveling only slightly more time.

 

At 10/23/2007 6:35 PM, Blogger Manny

I can't leave you kids alone for a minute without crap getting started.

Maybe I'm not really me. Maybe I'm really you. Creepy huh?

 

At 10/23/2007 7:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

I once tripped over a curb and my wig went askew

 

At 10/23/2007 8:08 PM, Blogger BTExpress

Kid, your not older than me, I got you by 3 years. I'll be 59 on 11/4. So there..........

 

At 10/23/2007 10:55 PM, Blogger cadbury_vw

ok

i've been out of the loop for a little while

so, you're telling me that i can look through the comments on your blog and find a link to hot porn?

oh, and say hello to big wanker guy for me. but only in a completely hetero fashion, ok?

 

At 10/24/2007 10:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

I'm not really a cat!):
tc

 

At 10/24/2007 11:48 AM, Blogger Crabby

Gabby, LW is a sweet kid. No way I'd turn my back on her or any other blogger I consider a friend.

Barman, that's not bad at all! We should plan something for the spring when Bob can drive his convertable. He's love it!

Manny, if you're me...you seriously need to get over here and clean this place. We're allergic to dust and my butt is draggin. LOL!
I admit, I tossed a hissy but duhAMM! What is up with people lately? Did something get into the blogger water supply?

Dooz, Why'd you tell? I promised I'd never show that video. LOL!

BT...shoot! We're practically runnin' a dead heat on the age thing. Gives us a lot in common.
PS. You KNOW, I love it when you call me, kid.

Cad, it's true. While you and I were away...the Cowpie Field became a full service blog. Porn..total porn, and nuthin but porn can be found in the comment section of the post below. Sadly, far as I know, nobody brought over a coffee or ice cream bar. Now THAT woulda been a good thing.

TC! Well slap me on the ass and call me Shirley! I gotta admit...I wasn't expecting that. You're NOT?????? But .... you look like a cat.
Next thing ya know, Milky will be telling me she doesn't have a cow to milk.

 

At 10/24/2007 11:49 AM, Blogger Crabby

PS. Still working over here folks. And I am dead dog weary of it too. But...I gotta deadline for this stuff. UGH! I need a v'cation.

 

At 10/24/2007 2:14 PM, Blogger Iris VonKornea

Milkmaid, you sniveling little twit, I know when I am being baited and I refuse to be, do you here me?

You are the Master. You are the Master Baiter. I know a serious Master Baiter when I see one. It's like a compulsion for you, isn't it? Take your compulsive master baiting elsewhere!

Oh and by the way, please come visit my blog. I'm lonely. But there will be no baiting.

 

At 10/24/2007 6:59 PM, Blogger Manny

Why do you always get those long dumb assed comments like the one on your previous post?

This idiot has hit you more than once. You should offer to help them set up a blog of their own.

 

At 10/24/2007 7:03 PM, Blogger Crabby

Iris, Master baiter? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA! You kill me.

Manny, I don't see one, cept mine. Did it get deleted?

 

At 10/24/2007 7:33 PM, Blogger Manny

Sorry, 2 below.

I posted new

 

At 10/24/2007 10:14 PM, Blogger Crabby

manny, guess I musta pissed off another freak. I do that a lot. I'm in bed with my itouch now and can't find the end of the damned thing. He's been here before.

 

At 10/24/2007 11:49 PM, Blogger Roxi

its just a bunch of bullshit..

awesome..

honey... baby..

please get better... please?

 

At 10/25/2007 6:00 AM, Blogger barman

What, the spammer has been in your bed before? I had no idea. Feel better.

 

At 10/25/2007 6:38 AM, Blogger Crabby

Roxi, I'm all over that getting better stuff. I know what I have to do and I have dug in more fiercely than a tick. I'll be back to my normal self in no time.
xoxoxo

barman, that guy's practically a regular. LOL!

 

At 10/25/2007 9:14 AM, Blogger Sornie

Anger. One of mankind's most honest emotions. Good rant.

 

At 10/25/2007 10:30 AM, Blogger S. E. E. Quine

` Know what? Some annoying little hacker filled a comment in every single post in my blog with ads for World of Warcraft stuff. I'm still taking them down - I'm back to 2006.

` BTW, I have a website now!

 

At 10/25/2007 11:41 AM, Blogger Crabby

Sornie, yanno, I'm outa rant mode and ready to move on but these pills they have me taking are making me so loopy I'm having trouble writing anything. I hate takin' meds. OO...wait...I almost started a whole other rant. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

See! I'm lovin' that avatar. Sorry about your spammer. Seems like they're crawlin' all over the place here lately. The little toads!

 

At 10/25/2007 12:06 PM, Blogger justacoolcat

Look at the bright side, drama is fun if you don't let it get to you.

 

At 10/25/2007 1:05 PM, Blogger G-Man

Crabby...Lets go get a Tim Horton's and forget about this shit!!!
Sorry I've been gone so long..You can kick me right in the ass when you see me...and you will. hehehehe..xox

 

At 10/25/2007 2:44 PM, Blogger Crabby

Justacoolcat, Fer sure, dude. Take nothing too seriously.

G...are you coming to visit? Cause I'll start practicing with my kicking leg. LOL!

 

At 10/25/2007 4:00 PM, Blogger Crabby

G, PS. You know darn well I can't refuse an ice cap. LOL!

 

At 10/29/2007 12:52 PM, Blogger Little Wing

Crabby, I think JQ had the best intentions, I really do.
He is a computer expert, and a friend of mine, and he was concerned that the porn site would leave inapropriate cookies in the computers of everyone who received it via hard drive, or whatever that technology is.....

Crabby, thank you for the post, you have enough cow piles and you did not need the cyber stalker club
leaving you any more.

I am back up and posting comments again, trying to move past all of that B.S.

Hugs

 

At 10/29/2007 12:54 PM, Blogger JQ75

You know all this drama could not exist if people stuck to facts and truth.

So here's the facts...

- Melissa is indeed an advertisement for hard core porn, including close ups of intercourse and oral sex, some people may not want this on their blog regardless of their personal practices. And it was visible with a single click.

- Vi simply had a few racy photos on her blog

- Vi posted to every single blog on someone's blogroll, Melissa posted to over a third of the blogroll.

- I posted only because you had no email. I simply suggested you may want to delete hard core porn. I did not tell you to do anything.

- A half dozen fake profiles were used in this "outing", Bob's fit the profile. I asked, you clarified, I apologized.

- Another half dozen bloggers were involved in this outing, and dozens of bloggers (the entire blogroll and more) are involved in the drama.

So as they say - "That's the facts Jack". How about we stick to them and make life easy for everyone? OK?

Again a thousand pardons for suggesting that hard core porn didn't fit in with your medical problem post.

No good deed goes unpunished.

If you have more to say, look at my profile and email me.

 

At 10/29/2007 3:07 PM, Blogger barman

I hate to be a prick about this but John because you presented this as "the facts" and since you brought Vi and the racey pictures into it there is one other fact inadvertantly left out.

The pictures posted on Little Wings blog were indeed cropped photos of Melissa.

What does that mean? Who knows? Who cares? But it is a fact that was missing in your post.

Sorry for posting this but you made it sound like those were all the facts or at least all the facts that people should talk about when you said if people would stick to the facts.

 

At 10/29/2007 3:42 PM, Blogger JQ75

Well barman, I was commenting about what others posted to the entire blogroll. I think you being in IT can appreciate what a breach of etiquette that was.

I did not address what people posted to their own blogs (LW and the half dozen blogs involved in the "outing") except I did mention Vi & Melissa only because they posted to the blogroll.

If you'd like to talk about LW and the other half dozen and what they posted to their blogs that's an entire new story that maybe we should get into since you brought up LW, in fairness.

 

At 10/29/2007 5:32 PM, Blogger barman

John I had no idea it was only about using the blogrolls. For what it is worth, first the blogrolls are publicly posted so any expectation of privacy is an illusion. I do admit, however, when it became apparent that that is what happened I was unhappy about it. Basically it is spam and usually I delete spam as soon as I see it.

To be fair I would love to hear the side of what happened that has not been said. I have only seen a very little of what people posted and I really did not see what the comments were that were being posted on peoples blogs. I mean I know about what was on four peoples blogs but not the other 8 or 9 people. If someone wants to do that private or public I would certainly be interested. I am always try to stay open minded.

The whole thing just amazes me however. Why so much energy was and is being spent on this and why people are being so very polar about it. Usually the truth lies somewhere between what is said by everyone.

 

At 10/30/2007 8:08 AM, Blogger Crabby

Barman, you were in, "IT"....oh my gosh! I loved that movie. But the book was even better.

 

At 10/30/2007 8:12 AM, Blogger Crabby

Little Wing, you've always seemed like a sweet girl to me. Why do you want to be friends with this pompous jerk? He's rude!

 

At 10/30/2007 8:18 AM, Blogger Manny

yes little wing. I think your friend needs some educating.